20 Ways to annoy the Cullen's

by Smurfy-kins

How to piss them all off. The Cullens... or should i say Cullens/Hales, I don't know this confuses me! Read on anyway... Just chose two randoms for the characters.

20 ways to annoy The Cullen's… Try 'em

1. Clean all of the stuff out of every Cullen's room and throw it over the boundary line

2. Order tombstones for every single Cullen

3. When they ask why tell them you provoked the Volturi and blamed it on them

4. Then actually do it.

5. Constantly remind the Cullen's that if they die they're going to hell

6. Then remind them about 3

7. Spill blood on their floor

8. Then laugh when Jasper starts to lick it up

9. Have them pick a day where they all circle up and talk about their "problems."

10. Tell Jasper Alice is pregnant and that Emmett did it.

11. Tell Rosalie the same.

12. Video the fight.

13. Play it back for Carlisle.

14. Tell everyone that Bella and Edward have broken up. Give all the girls Edwards's number.

15. Do the same for Emmett and Rosalie

16. And Alice and Jasper.

17. When they complain say "I just wanted to give you guys more variety."

18. Kill anyone of them.

19. Make them famous so they have to change their names. Recommend the name Cedric for Edward.

20. Sign them up for a modelling contest.

I found this on my comp and decided it wouldn't do any harm to post it. Ones for Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, Emmett and Edward are also up so please look at them. Please check out my real story, Trust me, I Hate You. Read and review them all!!!

Thanks xXx