My name is Uchiha Sasuke. I'm 12 years old and I'm single--by choice, thank you very much. I'm also a ninja…Obviously. Just look at my awesome ninja tools ) I have always worked hard and followed the ninja path. But being the greatest shinobi in the world has never been my true passion. My true passion lies in journalism! (Dun Dun DUN!)
This journal should end up being the shit since I've recently abandon my village for you, the reader, to get you all the hard hitting facts about the legendary Sannin himself-Orochimaru!
Day 1: Living with a Sannin
Its day one here in Sound Village, and everything isn't entirely unpleasant. I have a nice room, plenty to eat, and free roam around the village.
The only thing I find unpleasant is Orochimaru and Kabutos "nightly training sessions." They last for hours on end seriously what the hell are they training for? Whatever it is, it sounds fierce with lots of Kabuto crying. The sign on the door is also quiet disturbing, "If the lair is a-rockin' don't come a-knockin!" …Yeah.
I need to investigate what's going on inside that room! For now, that's my biggest goal.
I'm quiet tired, so this is all for today.
-Sasuke-
Day 2: Wake me up!
I am awakened by music. For now it is just a blur; I can't make out the words. I drag myself out of bed--not an easy task since I didn't get much sleep last night do to the "night training sessions". I make my way down the hall closer to Orochimaru's room.
The terror/horror sets in- the music coming from his room is none other than---"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go". By George Michael (WAM!)
… How much longer can I make it here? I know it's only been two days, but these people are brainsick. On the way back to my room, I hear the shower running and, over it, the Sannin singing along. My greatest fears have come true…He knows every word, but he changes them to fit his life.
I lay down in bed and try to get some more sleep, but now I find myself humming along with a naked possibly dancing Sannin.
Great.
Day 3: