It was the night of October the tenth a woman had been moved to a secret location so she could give birth accompanied by only a hand full of Shinobi but one among them was the great forth Hokage Minato. The reason she was brought to this location was because of some special circumstances the woman's name was Kushina Uzumaki, she was a Jinchuriki and the wife of the forth Hokage. Then there was a mid wife the Third's wife and another medical Shinobi and one more ANBU for protection.
But known to everyone there was someone who had stumbled across, a man in an orange mask. He happened to be going on a afternoon stroll when he heard screaming. "Tobi fells a disturbance in the force," the masked man said vanishing and reappearing next to the group. No one seemed to notice him all were fussing over a little baby.
"Can Tobi hold him? Tobi will be nice to him. Tobi is a good boy," Tobi said smiling at the old woman holding the baby when she saw him she died of a heart attack Tobi picked up the baby.
"Tobi thinks there is something wrong with the old lady," Tobi said innocently. Then he looked down at the baby, "D'oh! What a cute little baby. Just what I always wanted. My own little baby! I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him. And pat him, and pet him, and... And rub him, and caress him, and..."
"There are a few problems with that," Minato said turning to face Tobi, "one he is not your baby and his name is not George."
"Can you name him George?" Tobi asked.
"No."
"Can I call him George?"
"No."
"What about that one can I call that one George?" Tobi asked pointing over to where Kushina was as the fox had broken free. Minato turned to see the Kyuubi, Tobi hand over the baby and ran over to the over grown fox hugging his leg or as much of it as he could, ""D'oh! What a cute little bunny rabbit. Just what I always wanted. My own little Bunny rabbit! I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him. And pat him, and pet him, and... And rub him, and caress him, and..."
"That is not a bunny rabbit, that is the Kyuubi," Minato said a sweat drop appearing on the back of his head.
"No this is George my bunny rabbit," Tobi said then he looked up at the giant fox who let out a terrible roar then tried to step on Tobi. Tobi appeared on top of the Kyuubi's head, "bad George, you do not step on Tobi. Tobi will have to punish you, bad old George."
Tobi walked long the Kyuubi's back then started to spank the fox. While Minato fought the fox, who was finally able to seal it with Naruto, but Tobi was still looking around for George and became sad when he could find him anywhere, then he saw Naruto and his parents having a very touching moment.
"Sorry to bother you but Tobi was wondering, Georges dad, can Tobi have George?" Tobi asked.
"No," Minato said wondering how the hell this man had managed to live for so long. He also decided then and there when he told his son of this moment the one who brought his down fall was an evil genius bent on world domination.
Tobi's eye welled up with tears running off crying loudly saying he would be back for George.
Sixteen years later
Naruto and the others were searching for Sasuke when they heard a cry of "George," and Naruto was knocked over as a man in an orange mask hugged him. It freaked Naruto out while Hinata blush and Kiba laughed and everyone else stood in shock wondering what the hell was going on.
This is what lack of sleep creates but that how things go sometimes i hope you all enjoyed it.