.Revenge: Rated G

Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story… I also kind of stole the plot. Well… except me… does that even count?

Dedication: This is dedicated to Katelyn. I wouldn't take that as a good thing.

A/N: The point of this story-thing is to get back at Katelyn (hence the name). Since she wasn't very nice to me in her Weakest Link story, I've decided to write my own. And yes, you were right in guessing I won't be being very nice to her. Read, enjoy and review!

Cathy: "We're here for this week's game of the Weakest Link. All the contestants of last week's game agree that Kat was a pretty lousy host. She was even more of a um… you know what (it's rated G) than Ann is. So we all voted on who we thought would make the best host. Here are the results:

Travis: Cathy

Scott: Mark

Mark: Cathy

Tom: Cathy

Shadow: Cathy

Cathy: Travis

Britney: Like, Cathy

Eminem: Cathy

Fred: Tom

Kat: Kat (her vote didn't count, but I thought I'd put it in anyway)"

Shadow: "Sorry Kat, but you sucked! It's decided that Cathy will be our new host!"

Kat: "But I thought I did so great?!?"

Travis: "The key word there is thought."

Cathy: "Don't worry now, We're still going to let you play."

Kat: "Nah, that's ok. I don't really wan --"

Cathy: *interrupts Kat * *laughs * "I didn't say you would have the choice…"

Fred: "Yeah! We don't really want to play, but we are, so you're playing!"

Kat: "No, really, I'd better go." *starts to walk toward the door*

Cathy: "No, you're going to stay!!" *runs over to Kat and pulls her to her podium. Then with the help of the other contestants, uses a full roll of duct tape to tape Kat to the podium*

Eminem: "That's better!"

Everyone: "SHUT UP!!"

Cathy: "Ok… lets start round 1!"

*loud buzzer goes off, signaling the end of round1*

Eminem: "Wow, that was a short round!"

Cathy: "I'm tired of you. You are the Weakest Link, GOODBYE!" *pulls a lever on the podium causing the floor beneath Eminem to open up exposing a dark pit*

Eminem: *screams as he falls down into the darkness of the pit*

PLOP! SPLASH! Luckily there was water at the bottom of the pit.

Cathy: "Keep watching through these commercials for the next round."

Kat: "I have to go pee!"

Cathy: "You should have thought of that before you were so mean to me!"

Travis: *pushes Scott until he falls down*

Scott: *is pushed by Travis until he falls down*

Mark: *recites the 'dude where's my car?' 'where's my car, dude?' speech with Tom*

Tom: *recites the 'dude where's my car?' 'where's my car, dude?' speech with Mark*

Shadow: *goes around the audience introducing himself to everyone in the audience*

Britney: *smiles for the camera, and notices something stuck between her teeth. She then uses the camera as a mirror to get it out*

Kat: *does a little dance (well… kind of a dance since she is taped up) while muttering* "Have to pee! Have to pee!"

Cathy: (to Kat) "Would you like a drink?" *laughs*