Not as Cool Vytal Festival Tournament

Early Access/Behind the Scenes/Teaser

Yang: Alright, let's do this!

Me: Yeah!

Not as Cool Vytal Festival Tournament: Behind the Scenes

Insert I Don't Like it, I Love It By: Flo Rida (Ft. Robin Thicke)

"What is Not as Cool Vytal Festival Tournament?" I asked the interviewer. "Well...it's hard to tell from the title..." (Cuts to Aileen holding a coffee cup next to the snack bar.)

"Well, it's essentially a fighting tournament. But...with a twist...it's not your average Remnant fighting tournament...it's a boxing tournament." Aileen explained. (Cuts to me and Goji)

"So, what happens is me and Goji here were approached by Ozpin to help with this "tournament" thing he had going on. He hadn't told anyone except me and Goji, and we agreed." I explained the situation.

"It was pretty interesting." Goji added.

"And it was fun, but...there were some big ego's on the set." I mentioned. (Cuts to Yang sitting in a chair with coffee in her hand and her legs crossed.)

"Obviously like everything I'm in, I'm the main character...and this is no exception." Yang said. (Cuts to Weiss)

"There is no Question. The lead. In this film. Was me. (To the producers off screen.) No? It wasn't? Well, you're wrong. I'm the lead." (Cuts to me and Goji again.)

"Yeah...I just stayed out of it." I said.

"It was pretty hard to tell them otherwise." Goji added.

Insert Sugar By: Maroon 5

"Well, the cool part is...so many female characters from different universes and franchises come together." I added. (Cuts to Aileen.)

"Like, Akame ga Kill, Overwatch, Wanna be the Strongest in the World, Dead or Alive..." Aileen droned on and on. (Cuts to me and Goji again.)

"There are Smokin' hot babes-" Goji started.

"Agents...wrestlers...awesome characters!" I added. (Cuts to Weiss)

"...Ravens...Ninjas...Annoying 15 year olds..." Weiss said. (Cuts to Ruby playing with Zwei)

"Who said I was annoying?" Ruby asked.

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(Cuts to Yang again.)

"So..they got Barbra Dunkleman to play me...which is always a plus." Yang said. (Cuts to just me.)

"I'm playing myself. To lessen the budget. This movie was expensive to make." I replied. (Cuts to Aileen)

"I'm also playing myself, and I am very much a driving force of this movie, so...I'm pretty amazing." Aileen slightly bragged, but also lied. (Cuts to Ozpin)

"It was an honor to be portrayed by the golden voice, Shannon McCormick. That man could read the phone book and make it mysterious." (Cuts to Ozpin reading a phone book.)

"...555-3492...D-Do you see that fog in the air?" Ozpin asked. There was fog actually coming on the bottom of the studio. (Cuts to Cinder sitting on a couch with coffee)

"You think for a character as important as Cinder Fall, you'd be able to get someone with serious chops, y'know, I'm talking...Tara Strong... Jen Taylor...(Takes off her shirt to reveal her ripped chest) Ronda Rousey... *Producer whistles* Uh...Jenifer Hale...But no, they get Jessica Nigri? When you're scraping the bottle of a barrel...you find yourself with a Jessica Nigri." (Cuts to Yang)

Insert I Gotta Feeling By: The Black Eyed Peas

"The Director was great. Mecha is a really talented guy..But...it would seem like he would go on vacations...almost every day." Yang complained.

"He would just...in the middle of a business meeting...dose off and sleep in the middle of it." Aileen said. "Like he didn't care." (Cuts to me.)

"There were some pretty funny pranks on the set..uh... most of them on me..." I smiled. "..As a prank they threw a big party and didn't invite me. *Laughs* Every weekend. *Laughs* ...and they would rub it in, on Monday, they would be like.. "Aw, our party was great!" and I'd come by and they'd just stop talking about it. (Cuts to Aileen.)

"Y'know Cinder? That girl...She was always setting these funny little traps..." Aileen mentioned. (Cuts to Cinder cracking her neck to the side in the story.)

Insert I Burn from RWBY

(Cuts to Ozpin) "She's using some kind of powers..." (Cuts to Pyrrha)

"And killing us off...so we can be resurrected by the fandom." Pyrrha complained. (Cuts to Yang.)

"...She laced my hair with glue while I was sleeping. That uh...that was uh...fun." Yang growled. (Cuts to Cinder.)

"Oh, no, those weren't pranks. I was legitimately trying to cheat my way thought the tournament." Cinder said.

"What did she just say?!"

*Music cuts out* Everyone looked at Cinder slowly.

"Hey! In The Not as Cool Vytal Festival Tournament! Out whenever Mechassault Man finishes his current fanfic!" Cinder said to the camera. Suddenly, everyone was in Cinder's face, either suspicious, angry, or wanting to cave in Cinder's face. I was looking at her with a angry face with my fist clenched. Yang had her eyes with the color red and her hair on fire. Weiss had her Myrtenmaster out. Ruby had her head popping up over the couch. Ozpin looked behind Cinder with a confused face. Goji looked at Cinder and growled. And everyone of the main cast growled at Cinder, while she kept smiling at the camera.

"Come on!" Cinder said.

Then, the logo for the whole thing came up:

Not as Cool Vytal Festival Tournament

Coming 2017...

Note:

So, I wanted to make this like a movie promo or behind the scenes kind of thing. If it was funny, let me know. And...yeah. This is pretty much what NaCVFT is going to be like.