Summary: Random oneshots about the Dragonborn's travels and the people he encounters. Mostly humorous with a dash of drama. Will include Dragonborn, Hearthfire, and Dawnguard DLC's.

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Chapter One: Serana's Wish.


"I want to do this." Serana said for what had to be the hundredth time.

The Dragonborn tilted his head to the side and opened his mouth to speak. Serana held up a hand to halt him. "If you ask me one more time if I'm sure I want to be cured, I will bite you."

The Dragonborn grinned at her and closed his mouth.

"As you wish my lady. Are you ready to begin?"

Serana took a deep breath and squared her shoulders. "As ready as I'll ever be." She took the potion from her friend and gave him a toothy smile before she opened the flask.

"Bottom's up." she said and tilted the flask so the potion went down her throat.

Something unexpected happened when she finished. Instead of turning into a regular human, Serana poofed out of existence and in her place was a pile of ashes.

The Dragonborn blinked in shock.

"Umm...Serana...?" He asked poking his finger into the ashes. Nothing happened.

Reno picked up the flask off the floor and inspected the label.

It was a cure potion like it said, but something on the backside of the bottle caught his eye.

In small lettering it said: "Potion not reccommended for treatment of long-term vampirism. Results may be unpredictable."

Reno looked at the ash pile on the floor.

"Oops."