woo-hoo!!! new story!! YEA!!! …anyway, no one asked me to do this one, I just thought it would be funny :D !! but the next two were requests! So if you have a suggestion then put it in your review and I'll try to do it! :D thanks guys!
Gigi: ACHEM! Aren't you forgetting something?
Me: ummm……..???
GG: oh, I don't know what it could be…..hmmmm……maybe it's the…. uh…
Gigi & GG: DISCLAIMER!!!
Me: Riiiiiiiiiight…….. I…
Gigi: …don't….
GG: …own…
Naruto: ME... or the song used in this fic!!!!!!!
Everyone minus Naruto: O.o When did you get here???
Naruto: what are you talking about? I'm ALWAYS in your songfics!
Me: Naruto, I've only done two…
Naruto: So? I've been in both of them!
GG: He does have a point ya know….
Gigi: yea…..he kinda does…..
Me: SCREW YOU GUYS I'M GOING HOME! Okay I'm not really going home but let's just get the story?
All: OKAY!
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lyrics (talking) Sasuke Naruto Ino Karin
I made it through the wilderness (YEA! OF BEING LEFT ON A FREAKIN' BENCH!!! I MEAN HOW STUPID IS IT TO LEAVE SOMEONE ON A BENCH?! Hn.)
Somehow I made it through (Yea, with a lot of help! Meh. The bitch deserved it.)
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you (Hn!)
I was beat incomplete (Like gone into spiraling depression incomplete!)
I'd been had, I was sad and blue (Majorly depressed! BELIEVE IT!)
But you made me feel (Made you feel what?)
Yeah, you made me feel (Get to the point bitch!)
Shiny and new (Naruto likes shiny things…Naruto also likes talking in third person! Then why don't you try talking with you pronouns for the rest of the song?! Fine then!)
Like a virgin (Notice the LIKE part! Its-DAMN IT! …Like a virgin is a simile! HA! This'll be interesting! Yes, yes it will! Hn.)
Touched for the very first time (Psh. Yea right! I'd believe it. BELIEVE I-……uhh…… Believe…believe….believe…..OH SCREW THIS! HA! I WIN! Now fork over the five bucks! Uhh…fine –gives Karin the money on a fork- Idiot…… Naruto…you didn't bet her five bucks… Shut up you ass! Make me!!! -shoves whale down Ino's throat…okay, not a real whale but one of those cool lookin' toy ones that squirt water out their back…yea!- -choking- HEY! I WANT MY MONEY BACK! NEVER!!!!!!!)
Like a virgin (OOH LOOK! ANOTHER SIMILE! It's the same simile repeated you little mother fu- God! you're so negative!!!)
When your heart beats (WHAT THE HELL?!)
Next to mine (That makes more sense! Well no freakin' der!)
Gonna give you all my love, boy (HN!)
My fear is fading fast (YEA! THE FEAR OF BEING LEFT ALONE INTO A DEEP SPIRALING DEPRESSION MODE ONCE AGAIN! Ino will you just shut the fuck up! Na! Don't feel like it… -shoves Perry the Platypus, an action figure, down Ino's throat- Hn! Second -cough- time -wheeze- today! –more choking noises!-)
Been saving it all for you (OOH! Saving what? What do you think? Ohhhhh! That……wait…..I still don't get it….. Wooooowwwwwww………)
'Cause only love can last (Until you leave them sitting on a bench! You want Perry the Platypus shoved up your ass? NO SIR!!!!)
You're so fine and you're mine (The first part is sooo true…but the next one shouldn't be! Hn…)
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold (OOH LOOK! EVERYTHING I SAY IS IN BOLD!)
Oh your love thawed out (What. The. Hell.)
Yeah, your love thawed out (Yeeeaaaa… no comment this time…)
What was scared and cold (BELIEVE IT! Cold and all alone on a BENCH! That's it. Perry's going up your ass… -shoves Perry where no platypus has ever gone before!...or wants to go…- -screaming- -laughing- -choking-)
Like a virgin (Well, since no one else can talk I'll say it…simile.)
Touched for the very first time (Hn…)
Like a virgin (OOH! MY TURN! SIMILE! Your almost as stupid as Naruto.)
When your heart beats (Ba bum. Ba bum. Ba bum. Hn?)
Next to mine (-smug- Hn.)
Oooh, oooh, oooh (Yeeeaaaa…………)
You're so fine and you're mine (-smugnessness again- HN.)
I'll be yours 'till the end of time (What if he wants someone else? Hn? Because I'm better then her! Hnnnnnnnn… I AM! Yeeeeeaaaaaa…… Hey! How'd you get Perry out of your ass? Very, very painfully… -shiver-)
'Cause you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
I've nothing to hide (What could you have to hide? Hn? Yup I'm back too! Teme, did you honestly think you could do away with us that quickly? Hn… And I thought Naruto was stupid…)
Like a virgin (SIMILE!)
Touched for the very first time (Yeeeeaaaaa……)
Like a virgin (SIMILE!)
When your heart beats
Next to mine (Hn.)
Like a virgin, ooh, ooh (As the song comes to a close…)
Like a virgin (The curtains are being drawn! Ooh! That's teme's job! So Sasuke where's the picture of the curtains you were drawing? Hn? Idiot.)
Feels so good inside (-slight blush- Hn…)
When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me (Hn!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh(Yup…)
Ooh, baby (Yea…)
Can't you hear my heart beat (Uh-huh…)
For the very first time? (Hn.)
(Okay, your brother killed it last time and you killed it this time! What is up with you Uchihas and killin' stuff?)
(Itachi's an expert on killing things. Why don't you ask him?)
(Maybe I will!)
(Hn.)
(Yea… I'm going home…)
(…to the place where I belong…)
(…where your love has always been enough for me…)
(…I'm not running from…)
(…no I think you got me wrong…)
(…I don't regret this life I chose for me....)
(…but these places and these faces are getting old…)
(I'M GOING HO-)
(WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP?!)