MoK:We own nothing!Not even the quotes in this story nor the DKC characters!
SxRF:They all look like they do in the rest of our stories(which mean Wrinkly is still alive)except for the story What Happens When You Talk About A Disclaimer...!
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Funky:Mortal Combat for the Sega Genisis is the best video game ever!
Diddy:I 's a very good game but I think Donkey Kong is the best video game ever.
Funky:Donkey Kong sucks!
Diddy:You know something?You suck!
(MoK:(GASP)Funky said DK sucks! SxRF:YOU BETRAYER!!!)
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Wrinkly:Well,marriage is supposed to last forever.
Cranky:Yeah,and mine's takin' too damn long!
Wrinkly:Marriage is an institution!
Cranky:So's Alcatraz!
Wrinkly:You can't compare marriage to prison!
Cranky:Yeah,I guess you're warden doesn't yell at you for insulting your son.
(A/N:I tweaked it up a bit so that it wouldn't sound weird.)
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DK:Clark,I really wish you wouldn't pick your nose infront of !
Diddy:(takes his finger out of his nose)I'm not picking it,I'm scratching it!
DK:What,are you scratching your brain?
Diddy:(turns around,crosses arms)Yeah,cuz it's huge!
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:(elbows Klump) I saw myself in close like that,I'd have to kick my own ass.
(Screen switches over to Krusha,who starts laughing in a crazy way.)
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DK:You know,my wife met Lois Lane once.
Cranky:Oh,really?What'd she think about her?
DK:She said she acted like an h-o-r-e!
Cranky:...You mean a w-h-o-r-e.
DK:What's a 'wahhore'?
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(It is near the end of Donkey Kong Arcade.)
Mario:You're in big trouble there,pally.I eat pieces of crap like you for breakfast!
DKSr.(Cranky):(stiffles laughter)You eat pieces of crap for breakfast?
Mario:(now looks as though he revealed a big secret)No!
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Snide:Listen up because this is a one time I will now do is go into your office and become move is up to you.I may not be as nimble as I once was but I make up for it with quickness and flexibility.
Cranky:(raises eyebrow)I...don't know if you realize,but I'm not into guys.
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Funky:(holding machine gun)SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!
All Kremlings:(stare in fright)...
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Cranky:I'm just kidding.I will not kill the Jews,,I will toss a penny inbetween them and watch them fight to the death.I did the same thing with two Catholic priests only I tossed in a small boy,and the winner had to fight Michael Jackson!
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Wrinkly:Achmed!
Cranky:What?
Wrinkly:You can't keep doing this!You can't tell racist jokes about people!
Cranky:Why not?I'm killing,so to speak!
Wrinkly:You just can't!
Cranky:What?Would you rather I did knock knock jokes?
Wrinkly:Well,that'd be better.
knock.
Wrinkly:Who's there?
Cranky:Me.I kill you.
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DK:Oh,my god!They killed Kenny!
Cranky:You bastards!
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(Wrinkly,,Kritter,and Kisume(my Kremling OC)(all of which are younger)are walking through a forest.)
?You have a bug on your back.
?Would you brush it off?
(The 'bug' pops out from where he is on the back outside area of her coat and roars at ,causing his eyes to grow switches over to front view of the future Kremling dictator.)
:Um,no.
(Yells of "OH MY GOD GET IT OFF ME!!!" are heard as Kisume and Kritter slowly appear from both sides of the screen.)
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DK:Now stand aside,worthy advisary!
:(missing one of his arms)'Tis but a scratch!
DK:A scratch?Your arm's off!
:No it isn't.
DK:(points at ground)Then what's that then?
(Screen switches to the ground,where 's missing arm lays,for about ten seconds and the switches back to the two.)
:I've done worse!
DK:You liar!
:(holds up fist as though about to start a fight)C'mon,ya pansy!
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Chunky:Richard...is this your coat?(puts coat on,laughs)
Cranky:(wearing the objects he wore in DK64(he still has regular clothes on)but is missing the lab coat,looks up)Hey...Don't do 't do it!
Chunky:(now wearing Cranky's lab coat with it buttoned all the way up)Fat guy,little guy,little coat!
(Chunky starts to say,"Fat guy in little coat" several screen switches back to Cranky.)
Cranky:I'm serious,you crap-headed freak.Take it off!
(The coat starts to tear.)
Chunky:Richaaaaard,what's happening?!
(The coat tears off,along with his other clothes,of Chunky,leaving him only in his Kermit the Frog boxers.)
Cranky:(stiffles laughter)
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Lanky:Your glasses are ...make your eyes look big and 's fun looking at them.
Wrinkly:(sweatdropps,face turns red,raises eyebrows in confused way)
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