A/N--So yeah I just got bored and have total writers block for my other story and came up with this one shot and maybe I will get an idea. So if anyone who is reading this if you could please read my other story as well and tell me if you have any ideas on how to continue it. Also I really love reviews I am sure people say it all the time but they really make me smile. Don't forget that if you like my stories tell your friends about them as well. So I will quit talking and go on with the one shots.

Disclaimer--All aspects of Inuyasha, belong to its creator Rumiko Takahashi I just borrowed them for my amusement.

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Why? Miroku Why? and Inuyasha the Smart one?!

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"Miroku you damn pervert! Why must you always grab my ass?!", yelled Sango for about the fifth time that day and it was only two in the afternoon.

"But Sango my dearest, your butt is just so irresistible, that my cursed hand just cant keep itself away!" pleaded Miroku pathetically.

Meanwhile the others were getting irritable, by being stopped once again on their journey across the lands for the sacred jewel shards.

"How long do you think this one will last before Inuyasha explodes and tells them to be quiet?" whisper/asked Shippo while looking at Inuyasha who was starting to shake with anger at being stopped again.

"I give it another five seconds count with me," responded Kagome to the little Kitsune.

"One," chanted Kagome and Shippo staring at Inuyasha.

"Oh don't you give me that line again, we all know that your hand isn't cursed to grab woman's asses, it's only cursed to kill you eventually, and if you keep grabbing my ass I might just be happy to see you go!" screamed Sango.

"Three,"

"Oh that hurts Sango right here," responded Miroku pointing to his heart, though he was smiling while he said it.

"Whatever you stupid monk, you shouldn't even be considered a monk with the way you womanize so much!" yelled Sango.

"Four, oh look his face went bright red," exclaimed Kagome still starring at Inuyasha with Shippo.

"I do not womanize I merely am searching for someone to bring me an heir, so that I can continue my legacy, if you want you could bare me my heir, I would be honored if you did?" replied Miroku.

"Uh….S….T…..N…N..Wha…" stuttered Sango, who was blushing like crazy.

"Five,"

"WILL YOU BOTH JUST SHUT UP AND KEEP MOVING FOR GODS SAKE NARAKU COULD ALREADY HAVE THE REST OF THE JEWEL AND ALL YOU PEOPLE DO IS BICKER AT EACH OTHER SO YOU KNOW WHAT SEPARATE NOW MIROKU STAY IN THE FRONT WITH ME AND SANGO STAY IN THE BACK NOW LETS MOVE!!" exploded Inuyasha both expectantly and unexpectedly. Expected by Kagome and Shippo, and not by Sango and Miroku who were so caught up in their argument.

"O..Ok Inuyasha we will start moving," said Miroku fearing what he would do if he didn't obey, and moved to the front of the group.

So now they are back on their search for the shards. And in the back of the group Kagome was silently laughing at the fact that Inuyasha was slightly smart by separating Sango and Miroku.

THE END

A/N--So there you have it my first ever one shot, there will be more where that came from. So tell your friends if you liked it if you hated it well then screw you! Lol jk if you didn't like it then tell me what I could have done better but be nice about I am not very fawned of cruel people (though I am slightly myself). So click the pretty button that will allow you to review and make me very happy, I may even give you a cyber cookie if you do!

Sincerely, Ashlie!