Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of the characters.
Warnings: Shounen Ai
Pairings: Yami/Seto, Bakura/Yugi, Seto/Yami/Yugi, Bakura/Malik/Marik/Ryou
Chapter 1: M. A. Y. O.
"Shouldn't it be M. Y. O.?"
"No."
"But.."
"Mayo sounds cooler than M. Y. O. Plus making it sound like a food is the only way you will remember it."
"Well what does the 'A' stand for?"
"Adorable"
Yami paused a moment to ponder. "Hmmm.. Make ADORABLE Yugi ours. Okay, I'll bite."
"Bite what?"
"An adorable Yugi."
"YAMI!" Seto slapped the back of the spirits head. "You are getting off task here."
"No, you are just feeling left out."
The two continued to bicker in the boys bathroom where they had made their club. It was the most convenient location at the time. They regretted their decision often however, because of frequent disgusting interruptions, and the smell that lingered on them after they left the room.
"Anyway" Seto pushed Yami off him and cleared his throat. "Let's continue with the meeting"
"Okay I have the Top Secret Notebook/Journal of plans to make Yugi ours. More commonly referred to as TSNJOPTMYO."
"You really need to get a better name for your diary."
"It's not a diary! Don't insult TSNJOPTMYO!!!"
Seto rolled his eyes as Yami puffed up like a ruffled pigeon. "APOLOGIZE"
"Fine, I apologize."
"Good" The pharaoh carefully set the spiral and opened it to the first page.
It read: YAMI'S JOURNAL ~ Don't Read
The second page: KEEP OUT ~ YAMI'S ONLY!!
The third page: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT READING THIS!! PUNISHMENT WILL BE SEVERE.
That went on for about 10 pages or so before we reach the part with mayo content.
The first page was an introduction to the club, its mission statement, and the club member rules.
THE RULES:
You have to love Yugi. Yugi can not know about the love. You have to be at every meeting with no exceptions. Your name has to be Seto Kaiba or Yami. This means you are probably not allowed in the club. If you are still reading this you have the option of 2 different ways to die: Death by beating done by Seto Kaiba or Having your soul ripped from your body by Yami
The next few pages had detailed descriptions of failed ideas.
Yami continued to flip through the pages till he reached a blank page. "Okay, what is the plan for today?"
While they are planning, the clubs reason for existence shall be explained.
You might be thinking: 'Because they want Yugi to be theirs obviously'
True, but if that was the only problem then why not just walk straight up to the hikari?
Seto and Yami had been going out for a while when they realized they both loved Yugi as well. They at first discussed several ways to accomplish to tell him, but all plans were called off one day when Yugi bounced up. He told them something rather interesting.
He had been asked out by Bakura, and had accepted.
Not the nice, sweet hikari, folks. Nope. The tomb robber himself was going out with Yugi. The relationship was going on its second week currently.
This was also the two week anniversary of MAYO.
When Yami had found out what his hikari was doing, he calmly congratulated the boy, and walked off with a funny twitch. Once outside he took off running down the street on a raging rhino rampage, ripping souls from several bodies before Seto caught up to him.
To better take out his rage, Seto had suggested the club. Thus MAYO was formed, and everyday brings a new plot to get Yugi away from Bakura.
Back to the present:
Yami scribbled furiously in the notebook for a few moments. A light sweat broke out across his forehead. The movement ceased suddenly, and he took a deep breath. "Okay, done"
Seto looked over his shoulder.
Yami had drawn an ear.
"WHAT IN THE WORLD DID YOU DRAW THAT FOR?!? YOU SPENT TWENTY MINUTES OF MY LUNCH DRAWING AN EAR!?"
The spirit sniffed indignantly. "It will teach you to not talk bad about TSNJOPTMYO. She can now hear you."
"She?"
Yami scratched his head. "Yeah sure. Why not make it a girl? I mean she is really temperamental. Haven't you read what the first 16 pages say?"
"YOU WROTE THAT!! THE SPIRAL CAN NOT WRITE IN ITSELF!!"
"Watch your mouth!! She can hear you now!!"
Seto growled, stomped, pulled at his hair, and snorted, before storming out of the bathroom.
Yami stared after him a moment before turning his attention back to his journal. "Don't worry pet," He said lovingly while stroking the pages. "He'll come around, he'll come around." The pharaoh snuggled the book a moment longer. He then got a whiff of his surroundings, scrunched his nose, and left the room.
~*~
Yami followed Seto outside, where the air was fresher.
"Maybe we should start holding are meetings out here. It smells better, and I am starting to get funny looks every time I leave the bathroom." Seto sat down and leaned up against a nearby tree.
Yami settled himself the available lap, placing the journal in his own lap. "I like the idea too. All my clothes are starting to smell funny."
"Okay its settled. MAYO now holds its meetings out here!"
"Yeah!" Yami cheered and TSNJOPTMYO rustled her pages a little.
"What's MAYO?"
Seto sighed as he heard people approaching.
"On the other hand I am starting to remember why we hid in the bathroom."
Anzu and Honda came up looking curious. Yami sat up straight and barked.
"RUFF! RUFF!"
"Uhh.. Yami are you okay there?" Seto looked a little worried, but was ignored as the Pharaoh pooch began growling at the newcomers.
"HONDA! SETO! HELP!!" Anzu screamed as the spirit aimed his growling at her. Yami made a lunge and the girl took off running, followed closely by Honda.
Yami burst out laughing. "I think I might have solved the interruptions for a while, huh?"
The brunette eyed him strangely for a moment, then broke into laughing as well. "Everyone bow before the almighty Pharaoh who barks at enemies!! That is how you beat conquering armies! Bark!"
"Better believe it. Isn't that right precious?"
Seto's laughter cut out cold. "Uhh.. Yami please don't tell me you are talking to that journal again."
Yami ignored him and continued petting TSNJOPTMYO lovingly.
TBC
Yugi and Bakura will appear next chapter! Hope you enjoyed! I kept cracking up while writing this. Thank you for reading and please review!!
Warnings: Shounen Ai
Pairings: Yami/Seto, Bakura/Yugi, Seto/Yami/Yugi, Bakura/Malik/Marik/Ryou
Chapter 1: M. A. Y. O.
"Shouldn't it be M. Y. O.?"
"No."
"But.."
"Mayo sounds cooler than M. Y. O. Plus making it sound like a food is the only way you will remember it."
"Well what does the 'A' stand for?"
"Adorable"
Yami paused a moment to ponder. "Hmmm.. Make ADORABLE Yugi ours. Okay, I'll bite."
"Bite what?"
"An adorable Yugi."
"YAMI!" Seto slapped the back of the spirits head. "You are getting off task here."
"No, you are just feeling left out."
The two continued to bicker in the boys bathroom where they had made their club. It was the most convenient location at the time. They regretted their decision often however, because of frequent disgusting interruptions, and the smell that lingered on them after they left the room.
"Anyway" Seto pushed Yami off him and cleared his throat. "Let's continue with the meeting"
"Okay I have the Top Secret Notebook/Journal of plans to make Yugi ours. More commonly referred to as TSNJOPTMYO."
"You really need to get a better name for your diary."
"It's not a diary! Don't insult TSNJOPTMYO!!!"
Seto rolled his eyes as Yami puffed up like a ruffled pigeon. "APOLOGIZE"
"Fine, I apologize."
"Good" The pharaoh carefully set the spiral and opened it to the first page.
It read: YAMI'S JOURNAL ~ Don't Read
The second page: KEEP OUT ~ YAMI'S ONLY!!
The third page: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT READING THIS!! PUNISHMENT WILL BE SEVERE.
That went on for about 10 pages or so before we reach the part with mayo content.
The first page was an introduction to the club, its mission statement, and the club member rules.
THE RULES:
You have to love Yugi. Yugi can not know about the love. You have to be at every meeting with no exceptions. Your name has to be Seto Kaiba or Yami. This means you are probably not allowed in the club. If you are still reading this you have the option of 2 different ways to die: Death by beating done by Seto Kaiba or Having your soul ripped from your body by Yami
The next few pages had detailed descriptions of failed ideas.
Yami continued to flip through the pages till he reached a blank page. "Okay, what is the plan for today?"
While they are planning, the clubs reason for existence shall be explained.
You might be thinking: 'Because they want Yugi to be theirs obviously'
True, but if that was the only problem then why not just walk straight up to the hikari?
Seto and Yami had been going out for a while when they realized they both loved Yugi as well. They at first discussed several ways to accomplish to tell him, but all plans were called off one day when Yugi bounced up. He told them something rather interesting.
He had been asked out by Bakura, and had accepted.
Not the nice, sweet hikari, folks. Nope. The tomb robber himself was going out with Yugi. The relationship was going on its second week currently.
This was also the two week anniversary of MAYO.
When Yami had found out what his hikari was doing, he calmly congratulated the boy, and walked off with a funny twitch. Once outside he took off running down the street on a raging rhino rampage, ripping souls from several bodies before Seto caught up to him.
To better take out his rage, Seto had suggested the club. Thus MAYO was formed, and everyday brings a new plot to get Yugi away from Bakura.
Back to the present:
Yami scribbled furiously in the notebook for a few moments. A light sweat broke out across his forehead. The movement ceased suddenly, and he took a deep breath. "Okay, done"
Seto looked over his shoulder.
Yami had drawn an ear.
"WHAT IN THE WORLD DID YOU DRAW THAT FOR?!? YOU SPENT TWENTY MINUTES OF MY LUNCH DRAWING AN EAR!?"
The spirit sniffed indignantly. "It will teach you to not talk bad about TSNJOPTMYO. She can now hear you."
"She?"
Yami scratched his head. "Yeah sure. Why not make it a girl? I mean she is really temperamental. Haven't you read what the first 16 pages say?"
"YOU WROTE THAT!! THE SPIRAL CAN NOT WRITE IN ITSELF!!"
"Watch your mouth!! She can hear you now!!"
Seto growled, stomped, pulled at his hair, and snorted, before storming out of the bathroom.
Yami stared after him a moment before turning his attention back to his journal. "Don't worry pet," He said lovingly while stroking the pages. "He'll come around, he'll come around." The pharaoh snuggled the book a moment longer. He then got a whiff of his surroundings, scrunched his nose, and left the room.
~*~
Yami followed Seto outside, where the air was fresher.
"Maybe we should start holding are meetings out here. It smells better, and I am starting to get funny looks every time I leave the bathroom." Seto sat down and leaned up against a nearby tree.
Yami settled himself the available lap, placing the journal in his own lap. "I like the idea too. All my clothes are starting to smell funny."
"Okay its settled. MAYO now holds its meetings out here!"
"Yeah!" Yami cheered and TSNJOPTMYO rustled her pages a little.
"What's MAYO?"
Seto sighed as he heard people approaching.
"On the other hand I am starting to remember why we hid in the bathroom."
Anzu and Honda came up looking curious. Yami sat up straight and barked.
"RUFF! RUFF!"
"Uhh.. Yami are you okay there?" Seto looked a little worried, but was ignored as the Pharaoh pooch began growling at the newcomers.
"HONDA! SETO! HELP!!" Anzu screamed as the spirit aimed his growling at her. Yami made a lunge and the girl took off running, followed closely by Honda.
Yami burst out laughing. "I think I might have solved the interruptions for a while, huh?"
The brunette eyed him strangely for a moment, then broke into laughing as well. "Everyone bow before the almighty Pharaoh who barks at enemies!! That is how you beat conquering armies! Bark!"
"Better believe it. Isn't that right precious?"
Seto's laughter cut out cold. "Uhh.. Yami please don't tell me you are talking to that journal again."
Yami ignored him and continued petting TSNJOPTMYO lovingly.
TBC
Yugi and Bakura will appear next chapter! Hope you enjoyed! I kept cracking up while writing this. Thank you for reading and please review!!