*We now see Jerry Springer walking through the crowd, shaking hands and
greeting his guest. A wild chant rises from the crowd.*
Crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
*Jerry pretends to be surprised by the praise from his loyal trailer park followers*
Jerry: Thank You! Thank You! And Welcome to the show. I have a question..what would you do if Your Ex-lover...
Crowd: OOOOOOO!
Jerry: ..and her Reincarnation, were fighting over you?
Man #1 from Crowd: Be A Very Lucky Man!
*Sango is seen running up to the man*
Sango: Shut up, Fool! Let him get on with it!
*Sango slaps to man...the crowd cheers*
Jerry: Okay then! Let's meet our first guest, the man of the ladies.hehe.Inu-Yasha!
*Inu-Yasha growls and walks out on the stage, the crowd boo's*
Crowd: Booooo!
Inu-Yasha: Shud-up! You don't know me! You don't know me! What! What! What then?!
*Kagome walks out on the stage blushing, she whispers in his ear*
Kagome: Just cause they did that on the show before us doesn'tmean you do it too. You don't even know what your saying do you?
*Inu-Yasha whispers back*
Inu-Yasha: Okay, okay. What of it? I mean what are they going to do to me? Huh?
*Just then and tomato fly's in from the crowd, smashing into the side of his head*
Inu-Yasha: I get it..I get it.
*Kagome rushes off the stage, leaving Inu-Yasha to wipe his face off*
Jerry: Hello, Inu-Yasha. Welcome to the show. Would you like to tell me why you are here?
Inu-Yasha: Hell if I know.
Jerry: What do you mean?
Inu-Yasha: I didn't sign up for this crap.
Jerry: Who did then?
Inu-Yasha: I don't know..if I did, I'd beat the tar out of em'.
Shadowy Figure: I did it! It was I!
Jerry: And who are you?
Shadowy Figure: I am..
*Inu-Yasha punches him square in the jaw*
Crowd: Oh! Ah! AMAZING!
Jerry: What did you do that for?
Inu-Yasha: I'm a man of my word.
Shadowy Figure: I'm.okay.
Jerry: Who are you?
Shadowy Figure: My name is.
Inu-Yasha: Feh. Shut up and quit acting all mysterious, Miroku.
*Miroku jumps up off the floor*
Miroku: How'd you know it was I?
Inu-Yasha: Simple.I saw ya groping some girl in the audience.
Girl: EEEEEEEE!
Jerry: Whats the matter?
Girl: He was sitting by me! And I thought they were vibrating seats! *Girl runs down the stairs and out the door*
Miroku: Aw. I thought she was aware of it.
Jerry: Sorry to interrupt you, but it's time for a break.be right back!
*Scene fades out, and a boy is seen, running through the streets*
Ranma: It's not my fault you are a not-cute girl!
Akane: Shut-up! I'll get you for that!
*She can be seen, carrying a pot, full of water*
Ranma: Stop it! I was hungry! I will never eat your sushi again! Trust me! And I'll never comment on your looks or your cooking ever again!
Akane: I know you won't! Not at least when I get through with you!
*She catches him and dumps the water on him. He's now a girl*
Ranma: Now you didn't have to do that!
Akane: Well, that will teach you not to eat my sushi, then talk about me being ugly! Hmph!
*She walks away leaving him to pout*
Ranma: Please! Warm up some water for me!
Akane: Syke!
*A man can be seen coming on the screen*
Snickers Man: Don't let hunger, happen to you!
*Scene fades back to Jerry Springer*
Jerry: Welcome back to the show!
Crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry: Okay.let's meet our second guest.Inu-Yasha's Ex-Lover! Kikyo!
Inu-Yasha: Ex.Lo.Lo.LOVER?!
Crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
*Jerry pretends to be surprised by the praise from his loyal trailer park followers*
Jerry: Thank You! Thank You! And Welcome to the show. I have a question..what would you do if Your Ex-lover...
Crowd: OOOOOOO!
Jerry: ..and her Reincarnation, were fighting over you?
Man #1 from Crowd: Be A Very Lucky Man!
*Sango is seen running up to the man*
Sango: Shut up, Fool! Let him get on with it!
*Sango slaps to man...the crowd cheers*
Jerry: Okay then! Let's meet our first guest, the man of the ladies.hehe.Inu-Yasha!
*Inu-Yasha growls and walks out on the stage, the crowd boo's*
Crowd: Booooo!
Inu-Yasha: Shud-up! You don't know me! You don't know me! What! What! What then?!
*Kagome walks out on the stage blushing, she whispers in his ear*
Kagome: Just cause they did that on the show before us doesn'tmean you do it too. You don't even know what your saying do you?
*Inu-Yasha whispers back*
Inu-Yasha: Okay, okay. What of it? I mean what are they going to do to me? Huh?
*Just then and tomato fly's in from the crowd, smashing into the side of his head*
Inu-Yasha: I get it..I get it.
*Kagome rushes off the stage, leaving Inu-Yasha to wipe his face off*
Jerry: Hello, Inu-Yasha. Welcome to the show. Would you like to tell me why you are here?
Inu-Yasha: Hell if I know.
Jerry: What do you mean?
Inu-Yasha: I didn't sign up for this crap.
Jerry: Who did then?
Inu-Yasha: I don't know..if I did, I'd beat the tar out of em'.
Shadowy Figure: I did it! It was I!
Jerry: And who are you?
Shadowy Figure: I am..
*Inu-Yasha punches him square in the jaw*
Crowd: Oh! Ah! AMAZING!
Jerry: What did you do that for?
Inu-Yasha: I'm a man of my word.
Shadowy Figure: I'm.okay.
Jerry: Who are you?
Shadowy Figure: My name is.
Inu-Yasha: Feh. Shut up and quit acting all mysterious, Miroku.
*Miroku jumps up off the floor*
Miroku: How'd you know it was I?
Inu-Yasha: Simple.I saw ya groping some girl in the audience.
Girl: EEEEEEEE!
Jerry: Whats the matter?
Girl: He was sitting by me! And I thought they were vibrating seats! *Girl runs down the stairs and out the door*
Miroku: Aw. I thought she was aware of it.
Jerry: Sorry to interrupt you, but it's time for a break.be right back!
*Scene fades out, and a boy is seen, running through the streets*
Ranma: It's not my fault you are a not-cute girl!
Akane: Shut-up! I'll get you for that!
*She can be seen, carrying a pot, full of water*
Ranma: Stop it! I was hungry! I will never eat your sushi again! Trust me! And I'll never comment on your looks or your cooking ever again!
Akane: I know you won't! Not at least when I get through with you!
*She catches him and dumps the water on him. He's now a girl*
Ranma: Now you didn't have to do that!
Akane: Well, that will teach you not to eat my sushi, then talk about me being ugly! Hmph!
*She walks away leaving him to pout*
Ranma: Please! Warm up some water for me!
Akane: Syke!
*A man can be seen coming on the screen*
Snickers Man: Don't let hunger, happen to you!
*Scene fades back to Jerry Springer*
Jerry: Welcome back to the show!
Crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry: Okay.let's meet our second guest.Inu-Yasha's Ex-Lover! Kikyo!
Inu-Yasha: Ex.Lo.Lo.LOVER?!