okay, another semi- crackf!c/fluff all by insanity! this time. kinda a reflection on when we dyed our hair red and blue! explain's Flack's horrible haircut in the beginning of the series. 'that boy's got some locks' is a personal joke so don't worry if you don't get it. sorry it's so short...if i write a long story i feel like im rambling the same thing over and over again...you know the drill...R/R..pretty please with Danny Messer on top?!?!!?
i own nothing but enjoy anyway!
The Boys in the Breakroom
Flack: Danny, you wanna catch the game later at my place?
Danny: I wish! Sorry, I can't though I'm goin to get my hair cut over at Stritler's
Flack: Oh, yeah I go there all the time… Who does it for you?
Danny: Laureen…She spikes it up nice ya know?
Flack: Yeah she's been giving me buzz cuts since I was four. Once, I accidentally scheduled it with Marie and she gave me them long bangs. All the sudden I got people calling down the street, " Damn, Flackman's got some locks!" my momma even said that to me!
Danny: So that explains it… I'll be real careful.
Adam walks in
Adam: Hey Danny, you coming over to Don's tonight for the game?
Danny: Naw, I'm getting a haircut over at Stritler's
Adam: Make sure you get Laureen.
Danny and Don: Why?
Adam: She makes my sideburns soft, yet still edgy….*lost in thought*
Danny: I wonder how Hawkes gets his hair so fine…
*Hawkes walks in*
Hawkes: Good shampoo every day, constant combing, and weekly conditioning/trims.
Don: Damn, man why you gotta do all that?
Hawkes: Cuz my momma made sure that I had fine hair as a little boy, and it is a habit I like to keep.
Danny: I was actually thinking about a dye job today.
Don: Are you sure Lindsay would approve of this?
Danny: I'm thinking one blue streak….*evil laugh*
Adam: That would be cool, but I would check with Lindsay first.
Danny: Nah, she'll find out soon enough.
Don: What is this…The bachelors last stand?!?!?
Danny: Hey, I had to paint her toenails last night!
Adam: I don't know, if she doesn't like it she may scalp you in your sleep!
Danny: Don't worry I already sleep with one eye open!