I'm BAAAAAACKKK! With a new story I was writing about if I was a Smurf. So enjoy the messed up world of me and my weird crush.

DISCLAMING THE SMURFS! I OWN MYSELF (Obviously)

WARNING! MxM Story here about me and my cartoon crush Nat Smurfling!

ENJOY!

Tuesday Morning

I never thought my life would be this shitty. My feeling have gone to smurf and will never come back. Maybe you are just listening to one hell of a story I'm smurfing up with in Spanish. Or maybe you are listening to the real fucked up things about me that no one knows, except for Nat, my only friend.

I guess I should explain who I am. The names Tyler. I am a smurfling around 160 years. I am particularly tall for my age. I'm just as tall as all the adult smurfs in the village.I have shaggy brown hair that goes in front of my blue eyes (everyone says my eyes are smurfy, even Vanity). I wear your typical glasses like Brainy's. My fairly small blue nose pokes out in the middle of my face and my teeth are still not braced like the other smurflings. Smurfs say I am your typical emo. Why shouldn't they? With all the alternative rock bands on my iPod and all the band tees and my prized possession, a Black Veil Brides Pentagram necklets I wear every day I guess I'm set. I wear dark blue skinny jeans and black Smurf Tailor's canvas shoes all the smurfing time cuz you know who changes in Smurf Village?

I sit lonely at the park bench right smack middle of beloved Smurf Village smoking a cigarette as Nat walks by and waves at me. I wave back at him. Damn I love him! Oh did I mention I am gay? Probably not, but what's there to NOT love about Nat Smurfling?

Nat has the most beautiful green eyes complemented by his flat-ironed blonde hair that sways with the wind. He's mostly short and very cheerful. He knows how to keep everyone in the village at ease. I swear if it wasn't for him, I'd probably committed suicide by now. For a vegetarian he sure knows how to keep his body toned. I don't know how he does it. His smooth skin has a hint of a darker shade of blue because of all the nature walks he does. His straw overalls and straw hat area perfect way to explain his personality. He's just perfect! One time we were working out in the fields with Farmer and it was really hot. So Nat suddenly pulls his straps down to his sides and reveals a toned adolescent six pack abs. Smurf, if only he was gay.

Nat's a lady smurf. All the girls want him, but the 130 year old has never went on a date with any one of them. Strange right?

Nat sits on the bench next to me and grabs my cigarette, took a huge hit, and says, "You know these are bad for you."

"Fuck off." I said jokingly and grab another one from my pack, spark it, and took a huge drag.

"You know there's a party at Greedy's tonight?" Oh shit! I forgot all about it. Greedy is basically the town drunk, but he is one hell of a cook. It's his sweet 250 so my guess is he going to get everyone drunk at that party. And great news, I am invited!

"Yeah I know." I say shyly.

"Well..." Nat trails off.

"Well... what?" I copied.

"Well, it is a couples party..." he says sexily. "Wanna go together?"

"What about that new girl Cassidy? Weren't you gonna go with her?"

"Nah... we didn't work out. And besides I'm saving myself for the right one." Nat started to drift off in thought. Then caught himself back, "So wanna go together?"

"Well um... okay. Sure. Let's go together!" I said more and more eagerly by word. Nat caught on and started to blush. I was full out red.

Nat then hugged my tightly and then finished "his" cigarette. "See ya at six then." Then he walked to his house.

If you can't tell already, Nat and I are so close we could say we're brothers. I look up to Nat and vice versa. I can't wait for six o'clock!

Well that's the first Chappie... I miss doing this so hope y'all are enjoying this shit I am crazy enough to put out there. So please read and review.