Dear Old Fritz,

Man, was I awesome today at the World Meeting.
You walked into the party
Like you were walking onto a yacht

I got to give a speech about the economy, and I dressed up for the occasion. I was so stylish, you wouldn't believe it!
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot

Well, maybe you would. You were my awesome boss, after all.
You had one eye in the mirror
As you watched yourself gavotte

Everyone was watching. Hungary couldn't take her eyes off me!
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and

Sure, she probably had one hand on her frying pan, but still…The awesome me can dream, can't I?
You're so vain, You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

It's been rough around here lately, economy-wise. West says things are going better now. For him, maybe. I'm still living in his basement.

You had me several years ago
When I was still quite naïve
I wish you were still around to make things awesome. We'd show the world who's boss, right?

Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
That's the problem with bosses—they're so…mortal. Even the most awesome ones.

But you gave away the things you loved
And one of them was me
But I bet you're in heaven now, Fritz. I'll see you again someday…

I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and
But while I'm still on Earth, it's my job to make this place as awesome as possible.

You're so vain, You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

There's music on…hey. It sounds kind of like that song's about me.

Wait. Wait. Back up. That song's making fun of me! Not awesome.

I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and
You're so vain

"Westen! Why are you listening to such unawesome American music?"

You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?