Whoa! It's been such a long time since I posted an edited version of this
fiction. I haven't even ever had a revised addition of this! I really got
to get with the flow. Flowwwwwwwwwwwwww. Anyways, here is the edited,
HOPEFULLY funnier fanfic that will HOPEFULLY get more reviews and
HOPEFULLY. . .
Kaiba: Would you shut-up and get me out of the fiction!!
QoH: *sweat drop* Well . . .
Kaiba: I'm coming out of the fiction?!?!?!
QoH: Hell no! You're the humor in it!
Kaiba: Dern.
QoH: Good. Keep it PG. Remember, I am knshn4eva. This is my new screen name. ^.^ So now it's under my own email address!! PWEE!!!!!!!!!!! Kaiba, will you do the disclaimer?
Kaiba: Do I have to. . .
Yugi: Ooooooooo!!! Pick me! PICK ME!!!
QoH: Yugi, will YOU do the disclaimer?
Yugi: Whawhoooooooo!!! Sure. The Queen of Hearts DOES NOT OWN ANYTHING!
QoH: Hey! Watch it! I own this keyboard!
Yugi: Oh yeah. The Queen of Hearts does not own Yu-Gi-Oh!. But you own your hair, right?
QoH: No. Unfortunately I lost it yesterday. *Mutters under breath 'bunny bastard'*
Yugi: Ooook. . .
QoH: Before you all get bored out of your mind, let's go on with the fanfiction, since that's what you came here to do. Or at least I think you came here to do. If you didn't come here to read the fanfiction. I have no clue what you want! GO AWAY!! I own my brain, too!! NOOOOOOOO!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The Cooking Fest
Chapter 1: The Problem
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Ryou opened the package of noodles staring at the directions on the back of it. Ryou looked over to his computer. It read in a flashing message: "The hotels cooking service is down for the day. Sorry for the inconvenience."
*Ryou muttered something under his breath 'dang it! This stupid hotel is so flawed'*
He had told Mai, Joey and Tristian to come over that day. He needed their company since Ryou had just lost his mom. He was sad the whole week and finally had decided to have some friends over. The noodles were placed in a pot along with two cups of water and she turned on the stove. It was already 2:00 when the door bell rang. He quickly thought to himself. . .it'll be ready in six minutes. He made a mental note along with setting the timer and greeted the visitors at his door.
Mai: Hey, Ryou. How have you been. . . oh my. . .
Ryou: What? *looks around room frantically* Is it my noodles?? Done already??
Mai: No! That horrendous statue!
Ryou: *sweat drop* Where is. . .
Just as Ryou was about to ask where Joey and Tristian were, they pummeled around the corner with a girl a little bit shorter than Ryou. Her hair dashed out behind her and she had the biggest smile on Ryou had ever seen. He took a step back and let them in.
Tristian: Hey, Ryou! I like your new place! Hotels are awesome beside that one time when. . . well. . .
Ryou: Who's your friend, Tristian?
Ryou peered around Joey to find the girl, still with a smile withheld on her face. Ryou smiled back.
Joey: Oh. This is Yuffie. She's my friend I met in school yesterday. I hope you don't mind me bringing her.
Ryou: No, Joey. The more the better I say!
Joey: Good, now what do I smell. . .
Ryou: Nice to meet you Yuffie.
Yuffie turned around to look at Ryou. Her long white hair slashing out from behind her back again, she looked Ryou right in his eyes.
Yuffie: *smiling again* Nice to meet you, TOO!!!!
With this, Yuffie whapped Ryou on the back, making him adhere to the ground beneath him. Realizing what she had just done, she quickly bent down and asked Ryou if he was ok.
Yuffie: Oh my. I'm really sorry Ryou! Are. . . are you ok???
Ryou: Um. . .
Tristian: I still say I smell something burning. . .
Ryou: Ahh!!! My noodles!!
Ryou stammered quickly over to the stove. He bent his head over the pot, making his white locks fall over his shoulders. He stared at it for a minute, realizing than that it was clearly raw. He chuckled a bit.
Ryou: That's funny. The noodles aren't cooked at all. They are plainly raw.
Tristian peered into the pot as well. He was puzzled. Than he looked at some of the knobs on the stove, pretending he knew what they meant. He 'studied' them closely and than spoke up.
Tristian: The stove is obviously broken.
Ryou: Really? But this is a new hotel.
Mai: Move over you jerks.
Mai pushed Ryou, Tristian and Joey out of the way and made her way the stove.
Mai: Ryou, you moron. You turned on the oven instead of the stove.
Tristian: I knew it.
Mai: -.-
Joey: -.-
Ryou: -.-
Yuffie: ^. ^
Mai: Do I smell something burning, or is that the mutt trying to think again.
Joey: Why I outta. . .
Tristian immediately grabbed Joey's arm, restraining him from killing Mai.
Yuffie: You didn't leave anything in the oven, did you Ryou?
Ryou: My. . . banana cake. . .
Mai/Tristian/Joey: Ryouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Tristian bent down in front of the oven to reveal a burnt piece of mass inside a singed piece of aluminum.
Tristian: Man, Ryou. You're lucky that the cooking service is only down for today.
You'd be hungry for a long time otherwise!
Yuffie stared at Tristian, trying to get his attention. Finally, she spoke up.
Yuffie: That wasn't very nice.
Everyone turned to look at Yuffie. She blushed slightly, but than stood up tall.
Mai: Whoa. . . she does talk.
Yuffie: It's ok Ryou. It was just an accident, right?
Yuffie went over and gave Ryou a great big hug. Ryou blushed furiously and just stood there with Yuffie attached to him.
Joey: You know. . . we came here to hang out! So let's play some scrabble!
Mai walked over into Ryou's room and opened his closet to get the scrabble game. When she went to reach in the closet, she realized something. The closet was absolutely spotless. Who the hell keeps there closet clean?
Mai: RYOU!!!!
Ryou: Yes, Miss. Mai?
Mai: Don't call me that.
Ryou: Gomen na, Mai.
Mai: Why the hell is your closet absolutely spotless??? Have you been cleaning obsessively again???
Ryou gave a Mai a puppy dog look from the other room.
Mai: Ryou!! What's wrong with you? You can't always just clean, clean, CLEAN! It's bad for you. I might need to sign you up for some therapy. I can really suggest a good therapist. Haha. (pictures Pegasus in her head)
Yuffie: What's the matter with you guys? Ryou invited you guys over for company and you've been insulting him!
Ryou turned bright red and his eyes bulged out and he stared at Yuffie's hand. She had accidentally grabbed his hand from feeling bad for him. Yuffie realized this and pulled her hand away. Yuffie stuttered under her own breath.
Yuffie: G-Gomen, Bakura.
Ryou: Ba-BAKURA?!?!
Yuffie: I-I mean Ryou! Why. . . I don't know. Bakura just came out.
Ryou: It's ok.
Yuffie: Arigato.
Yuffie and Ryou stared each other in the eyes for a while. Than Joey and the others got impatient.
Joey: Come on! We came here to hang out! Not have a starin' contest!
Ryou: Arigato, Yuffie. No one has ever stood up for me before. Besides Yugi and Tea, but that's just because Tea and Yugi are friendship obsessive.
Yuffie: Oh, you're welcome. ^.^
Ryou: ^.^
Everyone sat around the coffee table and they set up the scrabble board. They flipped and picked their pieces and than put them in their scrabble holder.
Tristian: You go first, Ryou.
Ryou placed down the word 'duel' after contemplating for a minute. He told Mai to go next.
Mai: Pretty good, Ryou, but the game has only just begun and I am the great scrabble player Mai!
Mai put out the word 'blue'. She whipped her hair back and motioned for Joey to go. Two minutes passed and Joey was still staring mindlessly at his pieces. Joey obviously did not know it was his turn so Mai whapped him on the shoulder and he put down the word 'booky'.
Yuffie: Joey, I don't think that's a word.
Joey: Yeah it is! My mom calls me it all the time!
Everyone: *sighs*
After another hour of playing, the board was almost full and Mai and Tristian leave, leaving only Yuffie, Ryou and Joey to finish the game.
Joey: Man, Joey. When you put down that word 'check' it reminded me of Serenity. She needs a check up for her eyes soon, but we don't have the money for it right now.
Yuffie: Aww. . . I'm really sorry, Joey.
Ryou: Well. . . we can always raise money, or enter some sort of giveaway.
Yuffie: Yeah!!
Joey: You would do that for us??
Yuffie: Of course, Joey!!
Ryou: Now we have to tell the others. This will work for sure.
Yuffie: Yeah!!!
Yuffie jumped up in excitement, tripping over video tape of Ryou's. Still a little dazed she picked up the tape and read the title.
Yuffie: T-T-Tellitubies?
Ryou turned flush red again and unnoticing went into the other room. Joey was immediately on the floor laughing his butt off.
Joey: Ha ha ha!!!! Oh god Ryou!! You watch the TELLITUBIES?!?!? AHAHHH AHA HA AHHHHHHH!!!
Joey and Yuffie immediately noticed his absence and called for him.
Yuffie: Ryou??
Ryou poked his head in from around the corner.
Yuffie: You . . . you don't have to be embarrassed. I. . . I. . .
Her stuttering got Joey's attention.
Yuffie: I watch the Tellitubies, too!
At this Joey was on the floor rolling and Yuffie was a flush red, eyes
staring at the ground. Joey got up and left, still holding his sides, leaving only Ryou and
Yuffie, still blushing. Yuffie looked up to Ryou. He blinked a couple times and than stared at
her. There was dead silence until Yuffie spoke up.
Yuffie: Ryou.
They were still staring at each other, close to each other, but not that close. Since Yuffie was only a bit shorter than him, she got up and tilted her head up a bit. She got up and held his hands so that they were face to face.
Yuffie: I like you, Ryou.
Bakura didn't flush this time. He only stood, a little shocked from the words, but still almost agreeing to her the same.
Yuffie: Joey told me a lot about you and you always seemed to be the kind one. You
always helped people out and..."
Yuffie was inching closer to Ryou and took in a deep breath. She dropped
her head then lifted it again still looking at him in the eye. Yuffie
leaned in and rested her head against Ryou's cheek.
Yuffie: I want to get to know you more.
Ryou: That would be great.
Ryou felt a warmness surround him. He dropped her hands and embraced her. He had never felt like this for anyone before. They had only met two hours ago.
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*HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO* I can't wait to do more!!! O_o I love Ryou! He's soooo cute!! Please R&R!!! Love ya!! ~.* (QoH's signing out)
Kaiba: Would you shut-up and get me out of the fiction!!
QoH: *sweat drop* Well . . .
Kaiba: I'm coming out of the fiction?!?!?!
QoH: Hell no! You're the humor in it!
Kaiba: Dern.
QoH: Good. Keep it PG. Remember, I am knshn4eva. This is my new screen name. ^.^ So now it's under my own email address!! PWEE!!!!!!!!!!! Kaiba, will you do the disclaimer?
Kaiba: Do I have to. . .
Yugi: Ooooooooo!!! Pick me! PICK ME!!!
QoH: Yugi, will YOU do the disclaimer?
Yugi: Whawhoooooooo!!! Sure. The Queen of Hearts DOES NOT OWN ANYTHING!
QoH: Hey! Watch it! I own this keyboard!
Yugi: Oh yeah. The Queen of Hearts does not own Yu-Gi-Oh!. But you own your hair, right?
QoH: No. Unfortunately I lost it yesterday. *Mutters under breath 'bunny bastard'*
Yugi: Ooook. . .
QoH: Before you all get bored out of your mind, let's go on with the fanfiction, since that's what you came here to do. Or at least I think you came here to do. If you didn't come here to read the fanfiction. I have no clue what you want! GO AWAY!! I own my brain, too!! NOOOOOOOO!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The Cooking Fest
Chapter 1: The Problem
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Ryou opened the package of noodles staring at the directions on the back of it. Ryou looked over to his computer. It read in a flashing message: "The hotels cooking service is down for the day. Sorry for the inconvenience."
*Ryou muttered something under his breath 'dang it! This stupid hotel is so flawed'*
He had told Mai, Joey and Tristian to come over that day. He needed their company since Ryou had just lost his mom. He was sad the whole week and finally had decided to have some friends over. The noodles were placed in a pot along with two cups of water and she turned on the stove. It was already 2:00 when the door bell rang. He quickly thought to himself. . .it'll be ready in six minutes. He made a mental note along with setting the timer and greeted the visitors at his door.
Mai: Hey, Ryou. How have you been. . . oh my. . .
Ryou: What? *looks around room frantically* Is it my noodles?? Done already??
Mai: No! That horrendous statue!
Ryou: *sweat drop* Where is. . .
Just as Ryou was about to ask where Joey and Tristian were, they pummeled around the corner with a girl a little bit shorter than Ryou. Her hair dashed out behind her and she had the biggest smile on Ryou had ever seen. He took a step back and let them in.
Tristian: Hey, Ryou! I like your new place! Hotels are awesome beside that one time when. . . well. . .
Ryou: Who's your friend, Tristian?
Ryou peered around Joey to find the girl, still with a smile withheld on her face. Ryou smiled back.
Joey: Oh. This is Yuffie. She's my friend I met in school yesterday. I hope you don't mind me bringing her.
Ryou: No, Joey. The more the better I say!
Joey: Good, now what do I smell. . .
Ryou: Nice to meet you Yuffie.
Yuffie turned around to look at Ryou. Her long white hair slashing out from behind her back again, she looked Ryou right in his eyes.
Yuffie: *smiling again* Nice to meet you, TOO!!!!
With this, Yuffie whapped Ryou on the back, making him adhere to the ground beneath him. Realizing what she had just done, she quickly bent down and asked Ryou if he was ok.
Yuffie: Oh my. I'm really sorry Ryou! Are. . . are you ok???
Ryou: Um. . .
Tristian: I still say I smell something burning. . .
Ryou: Ahh!!! My noodles!!
Ryou stammered quickly over to the stove. He bent his head over the pot, making his white locks fall over his shoulders. He stared at it for a minute, realizing than that it was clearly raw. He chuckled a bit.
Ryou: That's funny. The noodles aren't cooked at all. They are plainly raw.
Tristian peered into the pot as well. He was puzzled. Than he looked at some of the knobs on the stove, pretending he knew what they meant. He 'studied' them closely and than spoke up.
Tristian: The stove is obviously broken.
Ryou: Really? But this is a new hotel.
Mai: Move over you jerks.
Mai pushed Ryou, Tristian and Joey out of the way and made her way the stove.
Mai: Ryou, you moron. You turned on the oven instead of the stove.
Tristian: I knew it.
Mai: -.-
Joey: -.-
Ryou: -.-
Yuffie: ^. ^
Mai: Do I smell something burning, or is that the mutt trying to think again.
Joey: Why I outta. . .
Tristian immediately grabbed Joey's arm, restraining him from killing Mai.
Yuffie: You didn't leave anything in the oven, did you Ryou?
Ryou: My. . . banana cake. . .
Mai/Tristian/Joey: Ryouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Tristian bent down in front of the oven to reveal a burnt piece of mass inside a singed piece of aluminum.
Tristian: Man, Ryou. You're lucky that the cooking service is only down for today.
You'd be hungry for a long time otherwise!
Yuffie stared at Tristian, trying to get his attention. Finally, she spoke up.
Yuffie: That wasn't very nice.
Everyone turned to look at Yuffie. She blushed slightly, but than stood up tall.
Mai: Whoa. . . she does talk.
Yuffie: It's ok Ryou. It was just an accident, right?
Yuffie went over and gave Ryou a great big hug. Ryou blushed furiously and just stood there with Yuffie attached to him.
Joey: You know. . . we came here to hang out! So let's play some scrabble!
Mai walked over into Ryou's room and opened his closet to get the scrabble game. When she went to reach in the closet, she realized something. The closet was absolutely spotless. Who the hell keeps there closet clean?
Mai: RYOU!!!!
Ryou: Yes, Miss. Mai?
Mai: Don't call me that.
Ryou: Gomen na, Mai.
Mai: Why the hell is your closet absolutely spotless??? Have you been cleaning obsessively again???
Ryou gave a Mai a puppy dog look from the other room.
Mai: Ryou!! What's wrong with you? You can't always just clean, clean, CLEAN! It's bad for you. I might need to sign you up for some therapy. I can really suggest a good therapist. Haha. (pictures Pegasus in her head)
Yuffie: What's the matter with you guys? Ryou invited you guys over for company and you've been insulting him!
Ryou turned bright red and his eyes bulged out and he stared at Yuffie's hand. She had accidentally grabbed his hand from feeling bad for him. Yuffie realized this and pulled her hand away. Yuffie stuttered under her own breath.
Yuffie: G-Gomen, Bakura.
Ryou: Ba-BAKURA?!?!
Yuffie: I-I mean Ryou! Why. . . I don't know. Bakura just came out.
Ryou: It's ok.
Yuffie: Arigato.
Yuffie and Ryou stared each other in the eyes for a while. Than Joey and the others got impatient.
Joey: Come on! We came here to hang out! Not have a starin' contest!
Ryou: Arigato, Yuffie. No one has ever stood up for me before. Besides Yugi and Tea, but that's just because Tea and Yugi are friendship obsessive.
Yuffie: Oh, you're welcome. ^.^
Ryou: ^.^
Everyone sat around the coffee table and they set up the scrabble board. They flipped and picked their pieces and than put them in their scrabble holder.
Tristian: You go first, Ryou.
Ryou placed down the word 'duel' after contemplating for a minute. He told Mai to go next.
Mai: Pretty good, Ryou, but the game has only just begun and I am the great scrabble player Mai!
Mai put out the word 'blue'. She whipped her hair back and motioned for Joey to go. Two minutes passed and Joey was still staring mindlessly at his pieces. Joey obviously did not know it was his turn so Mai whapped him on the shoulder and he put down the word 'booky'.
Yuffie: Joey, I don't think that's a word.
Joey: Yeah it is! My mom calls me it all the time!
Everyone: *sighs*
After another hour of playing, the board was almost full and Mai and Tristian leave, leaving only Yuffie, Ryou and Joey to finish the game.
Joey: Man, Joey. When you put down that word 'check' it reminded me of Serenity. She needs a check up for her eyes soon, but we don't have the money for it right now.
Yuffie: Aww. . . I'm really sorry, Joey.
Ryou: Well. . . we can always raise money, or enter some sort of giveaway.
Yuffie: Yeah!!
Joey: You would do that for us??
Yuffie: Of course, Joey!!
Ryou: Now we have to tell the others. This will work for sure.
Yuffie: Yeah!!!
Yuffie jumped up in excitement, tripping over video tape of Ryou's. Still a little dazed she picked up the tape and read the title.
Yuffie: T-T-Tellitubies?
Ryou turned flush red again and unnoticing went into the other room. Joey was immediately on the floor laughing his butt off.
Joey: Ha ha ha!!!! Oh god Ryou!! You watch the TELLITUBIES?!?!? AHAHHH AHA HA AHHHHHHH!!!
Joey and Yuffie immediately noticed his absence and called for him.
Yuffie: Ryou??
Ryou poked his head in from around the corner.
Yuffie: You . . . you don't have to be embarrassed. I. . . I. . .
Her stuttering got Joey's attention.
Yuffie: I watch the Tellitubies, too!
At this Joey was on the floor rolling and Yuffie was a flush red, eyes
staring at the ground. Joey got up and left, still holding his sides, leaving only Ryou and
Yuffie, still blushing. Yuffie looked up to Ryou. He blinked a couple times and than stared at
her. There was dead silence until Yuffie spoke up.
Yuffie: Ryou.
They were still staring at each other, close to each other, but not that close. Since Yuffie was only a bit shorter than him, she got up and tilted her head up a bit. She got up and held his hands so that they were face to face.
Yuffie: I like you, Ryou.
Bakura didn't flush this time. He only stood, a little shocked from the words, but still almost agreeing to her the same.
Yuffie: Joey told me a lot about you and you always seemed to be the kind one. You
always helped people out and..."
Yuffie was inching closer to Ryou and took in a deep breath. She dropped
her head then lifted it again still looking at him in the eye. Yuffie
leaned in and rested her head against Ryou's cheek.
Yuffie: I want to get to know you more.
Ryou: That would be great.
Ryou felt a warmness surround him. He dropped her hands and embraced her. He had never felt like this for anyone before. They had only met two hours ago.
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*HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO* I can't wait to do more!!! O_o I love Ryou! He's soooo cute!! Please R&R!!! Love ya!! ~.* (QoH's signing out)