Ok so the first part of this chapter, they're breaking the 4th wall. I just want to warn you guys so you don't get confused. Enjoy the new story.

"Turn." A policewoman said.

Kaoru turned to the left, they took his picture, after they were done he faced forward.

"Geez, look at me, and I thought my yearbook photo sucked." He said.

"Yah, we do look bad." I said.

Kaoru and I were in black and white ripped up tuxes. Our hair was a mess and we were covered in dirt. We had name plates around our necks.

"Man, this tux doesn't look good on anybody." I said.

The police woman took a photo of me. "Turn."

"Turn, what if I don't want to turn? Who's gona turn me, you?" I said obnoxiously. "How about you turn this."

I was about to flip her off, but she stopped me. "Quit it Hitachiin, or you're going to be in here for a lot longer."

"One thing you should know about me, I have a little problem with the authorities."

"Turn." She said again.

I huffed and turned to the left and she took my photo.

"Ok, face forward."

I glared at her and faced forward.

"Kaoru's my twin brother." I said.

"We're almost inseparable." We said insync.

"And that's Mei over there, sweet innocent Mei." Kaoru said.

"Ha!"

"Ok, not that innocent, but I still feel really bad for dragging her in here."

Mei was wearing a ripped up pink puffy bridesmaid dress, her blonde hair looked like a rats nest.

"I don't, she was into the plan since the beginning." I said.

"Well we did this for Hikaru." He said.

"Well, that was the idea anyway." I said.

"You know what, I better explain." Kaoru said.

I smirked. "We're groomsmen."

"Well except for Mei, she's a bridesmaid."

All three of us started walking to the interrogation room.

"We're not the nice ones who love the groom like a brother and want him to help him on his special day, no." I said.

"We're more like the avenging angels that are going to give what's coming to you types of groomsmen." Kaoru said. "You know what, you're coming up in the middle of things, maybe I should back up a bit, say ten years."

I glared. "So you can meet the third member of our brotherhood."

Ten years ago we met Tamaki Souh when we were second years in middle school. Then two years later, we met Haruhi Fujioka, the first girl I loved, but of course instead of dating me, she had to date Tamaki. But two years ago they broke up and Haruhi and I started dating. We were such a happy couple, and I was about to propose to her. I bought a ring and everything, but about two months ago she broke it off, like she was forced to breakup with me. We were at the lake, where I was going to propose, but at the end of the date she started crying. I asked her what's wrong, she said we had to break up, she didn't tell me why though. She then kissed me and left. I took the velvet box out of my pocket, I started to cry, then I threw the ring in the lake.

Now here I am, sitting on the couch in Kaoru's and my penthouse, eating tart flavor frozen yogurt and watching chick flicks. I put the spoon of yogurt in my mouth.

"I love you." The man in the movie said.

"Liar!" I threw an empty cart of frozen yogurt at the TV.

"Hikaru, are you screaming at the TV again?" Kaoru yelled from the kitchen.

"Maybe?" I yelled back.

Kaoru walked into the living room, he sighed.

"You're still watching that movie, that's like the tenth time you watched this movie today.

"So?"

"So? Yesterday you watched The Fault in Our Stars multiple times, and now you're watching?"

"Time Travelers Wife, my favorite movie." I licked the spoon.

"And look at all these empty frozen yogurt cartridges everywhere, if you keep eating like this, you're going to get fat."

"I'm not fat!"

"How much weight have you gained in the past two months?"

"None." I growled.

Kaoru gave me a look.

I sighed. "Three pounds."

"And you don't want to gain anymore."

I huffed. "No."

"So stop eating all that frozen yogurt."

I glared at him. "Half of these are yours."

He put a hand on his stomach. "Yah and now I'm starting to gain weight."

I just played around with the melting frozen yogurt in the cartridge with my spoon.

Kaoru sighed sadly, walked up, ruffed my dark brown hair and sat next to me.

He grabbed a half eating cartridge of yogurt and a spoon. "You're still pretty upset about Haruhi aren't you?"

I nodded. "If you're going to tell me to get over her and move on, you should save it."

Kaoru leaned back into the couch. "Don't worry, I'm not going to say that, by the way she broke up with you, and didn't even tell you why, that was pretty harsh."

"Yah, like she was forced to break up with me, or something bad would happen."

"You threw the ring in the lake right?"

I nodded and started slightly stabbing the cartridge. "Yah, and I hope that happy french couple enjoy their wedding."

Kaoru chuckled. "Yah, I still can't believe that happened, and the way you said described his reaction was priceless."

I sighed. "Yah."

Kaoru stopped chuckling and looked at me sadly.

"I wonder where Haruhi is?"

"I don't know, she won't answer our calls and texts."

I looked down, my bangs covered my eyes. I started to feel depressed.

"Maybe she found another man?" Kaoru said.

An arrow went through my chest.

"Or maybe she cheated on you and felt guilty, so she left."

Another arrow.

"Or maybe she got pregnant with another man's baby."

Another arrow, and now I'm dead.

I stood up. "I'm going out." I started walking to the door.

"Where are you going?" Kaoru asked.

"Somewhere." I grumbled.

"Well you don't drink, so you're not going to a bar."

I grabbed the doorknob and just stood there.

Kaoru gave me a look. "Are you going to Yogurtland again?"

I glared at the door. "No."

"Hikaru, God forbid if you go there, I will run you over with the neighbor's truck."

I groaned and looked back at him. "Well what am I going to do? I don't drink because I can't swallow stupid carbonation, and also getting drunk is stupid and dangerous." Tears started burning my eyes, I sniffed. "I don't know what to do."

Kaoru put the yogurt cartridge down on the table and got up and walked over to me. He put his hands on my shoulders. He smiled sadly. "Hey, come on, let's get out of here and get some real food."

I sighed. "Ok."

He took his hands off my shoulders. "Ok, so what do you want to eat?"

"Italian."

Kaoru smiled. "Ok, let's go then."

We cleaned up the apartment and I put on my shoes and grabbed my coat. Kaoru and I exited our apartment and took the elevator down to the lobby. We exited the building and got in our car and drove to the restaurant. When we got there we exited the car and went into the restaurant.

"How many?" The host asked.

"Two." Kaoru said.

The host nodded and took us to our table. We took our seats and started looking through the menus.

"See, isn't this better than sitting at home, watching sad romance movies, and eating frozen yogurt?" Kaoru said.

I slightly smiled. "Yah, thanks for getting me out of the house."

He smiled back. "You're welcome."

We ordered our food and drinks and just sat there talking for a bit.

"So, are you feeling any better?" Kaoru asked.

I nodded. "Yah, a bit."

The waiter brought our food and we ate it. We paid our bill and drove home. When we got to our apartment building, we exited our car and walked into the lobby. The door man named Luke looked at us.

"Hey Hikaru, Kaoru, you two got some mail."

We looked at him weird.

"Mail, at this hour?" Kaoru asked.

Luke shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know, it was delivered by a couple men with trumpets and a man holding an envelope on a pillow. They asked if they could go up to your guy's apartment, but I said you weren't home." He pulled out a white envelope with a shiny gold cereal with a TS on it. "They wanted me to give this to you."

I took the envelope from him and thanked him. Kaoru and I looked at him.

"Who's it from?" Kaoru asked.

"Let's see." I opened the envelope and started reading it. "We would like you to join us on Saturday, August 15, at two o'clock in the afternoon at the Souh's mansion for the wedding of Tamaki Souh and…"

My eyes widened, the invitation fell from my hands.

Kaoru looked at me. "What is it, what's wrong?"

Kaoru walked up and picked up the invitation.

His eyes widened in shock. "Tamaki's and Haruhi are getting married."

Hey guy's, I hope you like this new story. I know it's kinda different then my other stories, but I'm trying something new and I hope you guys like it. This story was inspired by the abc movie Revenge of the Bridesmaids, please F&R. Until next time.-HH1957