Prussia frowned as he sat at a table. Stupid France.. Why did they have to play truth or dare last night!? He felt like crying as a plate was put in front of him.
"Flying Mint Bunny… What's wrong? Why aren't you eating?" England frowned.
Prussia cursed under his breath.. France had somehow convinced England to get a few drinks, and since he can't hold his liquor, it of course made him drunk. Prussia was in a minty green bunny costume, with wings attached.
"I'm… Umm.. Sick! Yeah! I'm sick! So I can't eat."
England nodded in understanding, then left the room.
Ok, now Prussia just had to go to the window a- Prussia heard the door open again.
"Flying Mint Bunny~!" England cooed, sending a shiver down his back.
Prussia turned, a nervous smile on his lips, untill he saw what England was in. England was in a nurse's outfit.
England grabbed Prussia's wrist then dragged him to a room, where he put Prussia in a straight jacket and began feeding him soup.
...One Week Later…
France and Spain frowned at each other, they hadn't seen Prussia since he stepped into England's house. Since they were scared to go in, they bribed Italy with promises of pasta.
..Inside..
Prussia was whimpering on the bed, England, after becoming sober, had forgotten about him, making it around a week since he had last eaten.
When the door opened and Italy walked in, he was glad.. for the first few seconds
…
"Vee! Look everyone!" Italy grinned as he hugged Prussia tightly, "I got myself a new teddy bear!"
Spain and France broke out laughing as Prussia wanted to die even more.
Thankfully for Prussia, Italy's bed was comfy, and according to Germany, since the day Italy got a new teddy bear, he hasn't had Italy sneaking into his room at night.. Nor has he seen hia brother, but that was worth it, as long as the Italian stopped telliportibg into his bed.. Or whatever he did.
Author's Note:.. Im sorry.. My god.. This is pure crack. I mean… I'M SORRY WORLD! I'M SORRY! DON'T SLOWLY KILL ME IN MY SLEEP!