Collaboration
PsychoSweetHeart: Okay this is important! Me and my friend collaborated on this and only the stuff in BOLD is my writing or input.
One sunny morning Batman was out playing on the swings with his best-friend the Joker. The Joker told Batman his deepest darkest secret… He fancied Batgirl. Batman looked over at Alfred and Robin playing on the slide. They looked like they were having the time of their life- which they probably were as they'd had more crack than both him and the Joker put together.
Batgirl phoned up Batman and asked;
"What ya doing?"
Batman replied; "On the swing-set with the Joker."
"With the Joker? Why?"
"Because I'm bored."
"D'you wanna come over then?"
"Yeah, I'll be there in a minute." He hung up. A few minutes later Batgirl arrived. She witnessed something she never wanted to. Alfred was in a pair of Speedos'. She ignored the old man and walked over to Batman and the Joker. The Joker grinned ear to ear. Luckily he'd worn a thick enough coat of paint on his face to hide the fact that he was blushing. Batman went inside to fetch a cool glass of lemonade… because Batman likes lemonade… leaving Batgirl and the Joker alone.
Batgirl asked Alfred why he was wearing a Speedo. Alfred replied;
"Because I want Robin to feel attracted to me!" Batgirl looked puzzled. The Joker said; "They're very high… They're higher than the Bat-signal."
Batman came out holding his glass of lemonade… then dropped it on his foot. He didn't realise until his foot was wet through his Bat-boots. He ran inside crying.
Half and hour later he stopped crying and came out with another glass of lemonade. Robin asked in a high pitched voice;
"Where have you been?"
Batman replied; "I had to go get another glass of lemonade."
The Joker and Batgirl were talking and Joker asked her on a date.
She replied; "Yeah, sure!" In a really girly way.
That night the Joker had a nice dinner set up in the bat-cave. The Joker said to Batgirl; "Dinner will be ready in a moment."
A moment later the Joker came out with a plate-full of chicken. Batgirl said; "Why thankyou."
After dinner they went for a stroll in the park. They took the Joker's new tandem-bike.
Batgirl said; "I've never ridden a tandem bike before, how d'you do it?"
The Joker replied; "I don't know."
After falling off several times they got the hang of it. Whilst in the park, Batgirl caught a squirrel for Joker.
The Joker said; "Thankyou, I'll hang it above my mantel piece."
When they were cycling home, they heard a noise. A noise which no one had ever witnessed before. It was the sound of a very, very jealous Catwoman.
Catwoman had fancied the Joker for years but never had the guts to tell him. So it pissed her off. Batgirl and Catwoman have never been friends and they like to make each other jealous. While Catwoman was expressing her love for the Joker, Batgirl was going to make her so jealous. SHE KISSED HIM ON THE LIPS!
The Joker was so embarrassed you could see him blushing even through all that paint.
Catwoman ran away- (What a pussy? Ha! Get it a pussy… coz she's a cat? *Sighs and facepalms* Never mind.)
They continued home. Because of the Joker's dreadful steering they crashed into a car.
"Holy Macarena!" Joker started dancing .
As you can see not only was everyone in this fic on crack but so were my friend and I at the time! :) (Joking)
Those of you who know my name, I am really sorry about not uploading for about 2 years but I am gonna start again so Yay!
See you soon!