Attack of The God of Coffee Breaks Chapter 1 "Introduction"
Disclaimer: I Don't own Gundam Wing Or Sailor Moon or The God of Coffee Breaks or Tim Horton's or Dunkin' Donuts or Country Style Donuts. I'm just using and spoofing them.
Heero Yuy and Relena Darlian walked into a local coffee shop. Entering after them were Tenoh Haruka, Kaioh Michiru, Meioh Setsuna, and Tomoe Hotaru.
"Wow, Heero look at that guy! He's gorgeous!" Relena exclaimed, gawking at Haruka. Heero averted his gaze from Michiru and glanced at Haruka.
"Nothing special about him," muttered Heero. Relena smiled slyly at Heero.
"Jealous?" she asked.
"Hell no!" snapped Heero.
"Sure," Relena said, sounding entranced. Heero sweatdropped and returned to gazing lovingly at Michiru.
"Heero!" whined Relena. "Stop ignoring me!"
"Huh?" Heero asked, dazed.
"Heero, Sweetie, you were ignoring me," Relena stated.
"Don't fucking call me 'Sweetie'!" snapped Heero.
"Yuy!" someone yelled. Heero turned around and saw his old friend, Kino Makoto. She was with five other girls, Haruka, Michiru, Hotaru, and Setsuna.
"Hey Kino!" Heero gretted Makoto. Makoto said something to her friends and approached Heero and Relena.
"Konnichi wa Yuy-san," Makoto said.
"Konnichi wa Kino-san," Heero said.
"How have you been?" Makoto asked.
"I've been good, and yourself?" replied Heero.
"Can't complain," Makoto answered. She and Heero had met at a sporting competition while Heero was pretending to be a student at St. Gabriel's. The only reason Heero participated was because Relena told him he wasn't good enough and bruised his ego. "Is that your girlfriend?" Makoto asked, starring at Relena.
"Sorta," Heero stammered.
"Sorta!?" choked Relena. Heero and Makoto snickered silently to themselves. Relena "hmphed" and pouted.
"Come meet my friends," instructed Makoto, leading Heero over to her friends. Relena followed.
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Makoto and her friends headed to the coffee shop. They were meeting Haruka, Michiru, Setsuna, and Hotaru for a Sailor Senshi meeting. Makoto's friends made up the Inner Senshi. Tsukino Usagi was Sailormoon, Mizuno Ami was Sailormercury, Hino Rei was Sailormars, Aino Minako was Sailor V and Sailorvenus, Tsukino Usagi (Chibi-Usa) was Sailor Chibimoon, and Makoto was Sailorjupiter.
"I wonder why Haruka-chan called us to a coffee shop instead of meeting at the Shrine," Usagi mused.
"I have an ominous feeling about this," murmured Rei.
"There's one of Haruka's cars. This must be the place," Minako stated.
"I wonder why she called us to a no-name coffee shop instead of Hom Torton's or Donut Dunkers or Crunchy Stale Donuts," Chibi-Usa said.
"Maybe because this small establishment is one of the lesser known Juuban coffee shops. It's small and secluded. No nosey people, a lesser risk of enemy spies, and all the pastires are freshly made!" Ami exclaimed happily. The other girls sweatdropped. "Gomen ne," Ami said softly, flushing in embarrassment.
"Let's go inside," Usagi said. The six girls entered the coffee shop.
"Minna! You're here!" chirped Hotaru.
"Hotaru-chan!" Chibi-Usa cried.
"Chibi-Usa-chan!" Hotaru cried.
"Don't fucking call me 'Sweetie'!" someone yelled. Makoto looked around and saw Heero.
"Yuy!" she yelled, gaining Heero's attention.
"Hey Kino!"
"Minna, don't start the meeting yet," Makoto instructed and headed over to Heero. "Konnichiwa Yuy-san."
"Konnichi wa Kino-san."
"How have you been?"
"I've been good, and yourself?"
"Can't complain."
"Sorta."
"Sorta!?" choked Relena.
"Come meet my friends," instructed Makoto, leading Heero over to her friends. Relena followed.
Disclaimer: I Don't own Gundam Wing Or Sailor Moon or The God of Coffee Breaks or Tim Horton's or Dunkin' Donuts or Country Style Donuts. I'm just using and spoofing them.
Heero Yuy and Relena Darlian walked into a local coffee shop. Entering after them were Tenoh Haruka, Kaioh Michiru, Meioh Setsuna, and Tomoe Hotaru.
"Wow, Heero look at that guy! He's gorgeous!" Relena exclaimed, gawking at Haruka. Heero averted his gaze from Michiru and glanced at Haruka.
"Nothing special about him," muttered Heero. Relena smiled slyly at Heero.
"Jealous?" she asked.
"Hell no!" snapped Heero.
"Sure," Relena said, sounding entranced. Heero sweatdropped and returned to gazing lovingly at Michiru.
"Heero!" whined Relena. "Stop ignoring me!"
"Huh?" Heero asked, dazed.
"Heero, Sweetie, you were ignoring me," Relena stated.
"Don't fucking call me 'Sweetie'!" snapped Heero.
"Yuy!" someone yelled. Heero turned around and saw his old friend, Kino Makoto. She was with five other girls, Haruka, Michiru, Hotaru, and Setsuna.
"Hey Kino!" Heero gretted Makoto. Makoto said something to her friends and approached Heero and Relena.
"Konnichi wa Yuy-san," Makoto said.
"Konnichi wa Kino-san," Heero said.
"How have you been?" Makoto asked.
"I've been good, and yourself?" replied Heero.
"Can't complain," Makoto answered. She and Heero had met at a sporting competition while Heero was pretending to be a student at St. Gabriel's. The only reason Heero participated was because Relena told him he wasn't good enough and bruised his ego. "Is that your girlfriend?" Makoto asked, starring at Relena.
"Sorta," Heero stammered.
"Sorta!?" choked Relena. Heero and Makoto snickered silently to themselves. Relena "hmphed" and pouted.
"Come meet my friends," instructed Makoto, leading Heero over to her friends. Relena followed.
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Makoto and her friends headed to the coffee shop. They were meeting Haruka, Michiru, Setsuna, and Hotaru for a Sailor Senshi meeting. Makoto's friends made up the Inner Senshi. Tsukino Usagi was Sailormoon, Mizuno Ami was Sailormercury, Hino Rei was Sailormars, Aino Minako was Sailor V and Sailorvenus, Tsukino Usagi (Chibi-Usa) was Sailor Chibimoon, and Makoto was Sailorjupiter.
"I wonder why Haruka-chan called us to a coffee shop instead of meeting at the Shrine," Usagi mused.
"I have an ominous feeling about this," murmured Rei.
"There's one of Haruka's cars. This must be the place," Minako stated.
"I wonder why she called us to a no-name coffee shop instead of Hom Torton's or Donut Dunkers or Crunchy Stale Donuts," Chibi-Usa said.
"Maybe because this small establishment is one of the lesser known Juuban coffee shops. It's small and secluded. No nosey people, a lesser risk of enemy spies, and all the pastires are freshly made!" Ami exclaimed happily. The other girls sweatdropped. "Gomen ne," Ami said softly, flushing in embarrassment.
"Let's go inside," Usagi said. The six girls entered the coffee shop.
"Minna! You're here!" chirped Hotaru.
"Hotaru-chan!" Chibi-Usa cried.
"Chibi-Usa-chan!" Hotaru cried.
"Don't fucking call me 'Sweetie'!" someone yelled. Makoto looked around and saw Heero.
"Yuy!" she yelled, gaining Heero's attention.
"Hey Kino!"
"Minna, don't start the meeting yet," Makoto instructed and headed over to Heero. "Konnichiwa Yuy-san."
"Konnichi wa Kino-san."
"How have you been?"
"I've been good, and yourself?"
"Can't complain."
"Sorta."
"Sorta!?" choked Relena.
"Come meet my friends," instructed Makoto, leading Heero over to her friends. Relena followed.