A/N:…Did anyone else realize the abbreviation of "Author's Note" is "Not Available/Applicable" backwards? Yeah. Just a random AU oneshot I wrote while bored a while ago. Very AU and very random. No Al, sorry. Not a lot of mililtary personel, either.

AAAAAA are timejumps or place shifts.

Disclaimer: No es mio. Watashi no ja nai. FMA and all it's characters belong to someone that isn't me. Oh, and neither does the song "Getting Away with Murder" by Papa Roach.

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"I feel irrational—So confrontational—To tell the truth I am—Getting away with murder!" Suddenly blared and everyone turned to look at the new kid who was pulling out a cell phone.

"Mr. Elric, I'm afraid you'll have to give me your phone. They aren't allowed in class." Mr. Hughes said, holding out his hand.

"Sorry, sensei, but my brother only calls if it's an emergency. Can I talk to him first?" Ed asked, standing up.

"I supposed…"

"Thanks sensei." Ed flipped open the phone while everyone else watched curiously. "Alright, Envy, what happened?"

He listened for a moment.

"Okay, what did you give him this time?"

Another pause.

"Would you stop giving him your meds to get out of taking them? Just send them down the drain next time. Anyway, how far away are the ambulances?"

Everyone was amazed at how calm the new kid was at what seemed to be a very bad situation.

"You WHAT? Why the HELL didn't you call them FIRST? I've told you to a million times now!"

Or not.

"I don't care how much they talk, call them and get Wrath into the hospital." Pause. "Tell them you left your meds out and open, I don't care."

Silence.

"Alright, I'll see you later. Bye." Closing the phone, he waked up and offered it to Mr. Hughes. "Sorry about the interruption."

"…That's okay, Mr. Elric, it was an emergency." Mr. Hughes wavered for a moment.

"Cool. Thanks, sensei." Ed walked back to his seat and sat down, to everyone's surprise.

"Mr. Elric, aren't you going to go see your brother?"

"Nah. Wrath'll be fine, it's not that uncommon. I'll go see him at lunch or something." Ed shrugged.

"Alright…Back to the lesson, then!" Mr. Hughes tried to salvage things.

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"Hey, shrimp, we heard that you're some kind of freak who doesn't care about his family." Sneered the popular football player Russell as he bushed the blond over.

Standing back up, Ed yelled, "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT--" He cut himself off when he noticed everyone get quiet and move aside for the most popular boy in school. Everyone waited and watched expectantly.

"Hey, Ed, I hear Wrath's in the hospital again. Want a ride over?" Roy Mustang stunned the school with three things. 1) He appeared to know details about Wrath. 2) He wasn't harassing the new kid. And 3) (and extension of the first two) He knew the new kid.

"That'd be great! Thanks, Roy!" The two walked out to Roy's car, leaving a school of dumbfounded kids behind.

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That's it.

Just a note. I don't hate Russell or anything, I just needed a character and he worked.

Tell me what you think. Give me constructive criticism. Send me flames that will cause me pain because the grammar, etc is so bad. Don't do anything at all. It's up to you.