I am back after being dead for 2 years! Thanks to numerous star fox authors for inspiring me to write a Q & A. As much as I'd like to write a StarFox Q & A, it might get overcrowded, and besides, I'm a Smash Bros. fan first!
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In a dark, dusty room, a boy is working on a device.
He is 17 years old. He is 6'2", a brunette, human, wears a brown jacket with a green shirt under it, and wears blue jeans. He also wears an orange scouter over his eye at times. His name is Skate, although he hasn't skated for a couple of years.
Skate: Damn remote… why won't it work?
Two years ago, he made a remote that could pierce dimensions. Unfortunately, it has been a lot of trouble lately. He made the scouter just recently. He uses it to scan things, obviously.
Finally, the remote worked.
Skate: Finally!
He went through a rip in space that has just appeared.
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At smash mansion, a lot has changed. Many new fighters appeared, but a few had left. Luigi and Snake were building a machine together. Mario was watching.
Mario: What are you two doing?
Snake: We're building a machine, that's what we're doing!
Mario: I know, but-a what does it do?
Luigi: It takes you apart down to your most basic molecules, and then it sends the molecules into the capsule over there.
Mario: Why build something like that?
Luigi: It can be the first step to teleportation.
The intercom came on with Master Hand's voice.
Master Hand: All smashers, please report to the dining room.
Mario: What's going on?
Snake: How the fuck should I know?
Luigi: We'll-a work on this later, Snake.
All smashers were in the dining room. There was a huge rectangular with 50 chairs fitting perfectly. This is a perfect setting for a Q & A ( hint-hint-wink-wink).
Suddenly, a portal appeared. Skate stepped out of it.
Skate: Hello everyone.
All of the smashers groaned. Some even started to leave.
Skate: Whoa! Where you going?
Ganondorf: Let's face it! Whatever you're planning, you're gonna stop part-way through!
Skate: I am planning a Q & A and…
Ganondorf: Right…
Ganondorf walked out the door. He appeared through another door on the other side of the room.
Ganondorf: What the fuck?!?
Skate: (smiles) I bribed a forest fairy to give this room a wrap-around affect.
Link: How did you bribe them?
Skate: With rupees, of course!
Link: What the fuck would they do with rupees?
Skate: How should I know? I just thought they'd like them! Now it's time for…
Mario: Wait! Where's Master Hand?
Bowser: He was on vacation, remember?
Mario: You faked an announcement?!?
Skate: Yep! Did you think he'd be back early? Anyway, I'll start with a few questions.
Skate: Pokemon Trainer (PT): What do you think of Ash in the anime?
PT: Are you kidding?!? He sucks! He makes me look like a little kid!
Skate: Read it and weep, 4kids. Fox, Wolf, and Falco: What is it like being dragged into yet another Q & A?
Fox, Falco, and Wolf: Annoying!
Skate: Fair enough… Samus: If you don't want men drooling all over you, why do you wear the Zero Suit?
Samus: It allows me to move freely. Regular clothes hold me back a little.
Skate: Last Question: Pikachu: How do you like being the most popular pokemon?
Pikachu: Pi, pikachu pi pikapi pi pika pikachu.
All: …
Skate: (Reaches into space and gets a strange device) You were saying?
Pikachu: Well, I'm irresistably cute, and I have enough electricity to fry rubber!
Skate: You can't…
Pikachu: You don't think I could?!?
Skate: Nope (Pikachu pops a balloon with a thunderbolt). … flooding isn't the same as frying…
Pikachu: Whatever.
Skate: Okay! Reviewers unite. You can submit questions and ask them to the smashers. Timid, Shadow, Shaky, all other StarFox writers who inspired me to do this, please review! I look forward to seeing you.
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Pokemon world
Professor Oak: Where the hell did my pokemon translator go!
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Ok, reviewers. You may ask the following people questions. I know it seems overwhelming, but you don't have to ask all of them:
Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser,
Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong
Yoshi
Wario
Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, Toon Link
Samus
Pit
Ice Climbers (Popo, Nana, or both)
ROB
Kirby, Meta Knight, King Dedede
Captain Olimar
Fox, Falco, Wolf
Captain Falcon
Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Lucario, PT, Squirtle, Ivysaur, Charizard
Marth, Ike
Ness, Lucas
Mr. Game and Watch
Snake
Sonic
See you next chapter!