A/N: First of all, I love Met Gear and I sleep with a solid snake stuffed animal so I decided I'll kill someone off if they're not going IS MY FIRST SHRIZEK FANFICTION!!!!!!!!!Evil Andy is the property of Kaiser Scott Use him without permission and I'll have the Fanfiction administration gut you. You shitkickers. Turn back if you can't handle really really Really really really really really gory stories.

Snake and Otacon were at the Magical shadow Moses Island with guards(queers).

"We gotta find Liquid's grave. We need that wizard." Snake said in a smoker accent.

"Uh, dude. I need to tell you something."Otacon said.

"Save it for later Hal. We need to find the magic wizard and the door."

"Sorry dude, this can't wait. but I got to go away. Far away." Otacon said.

"OTaon! You honkey!" Snake screamed at Otacon ,Otacon jogged away.

He saw a dagon in the sky charging towards them.

"WHat?!" Snake said.

A dragon breathed the nuke on Snake,

"Ow.." Snake groveled in pain on the ground.

"AHAHAHHA!" Evil Inspector Andy said as he got out of his Dagon.

"Who are you? What're you doing here?" Snake asked, kind of mildly scared.

"What the fuck do you know my inner rage and pain and suffering, wanker?"

"I asked you first." Snake added.

"You dumbass ogre motherfucker." Andy said as he took out a switchblade and threw it at Shrek. He cut off Snake's pingas.

"OW!!" Snake screamed as blood gushed from his ears."YOU CUT OFF MY FUCKING BEERS!!!"

"Hey special operative-breath, go breathe on yourself." Any said. He took out a saw and cut off Snake's fingers on the bloody arm.

"Oh God." Snake said as he looked at his lacerated fingers. Andy started to chuckle.

"Funny, I didn't think you believed in Pazuzu." Andy said. "I just thought you was a pazuzuless sack of teh shit."Shrek fell back to the ground. Andy took out an ax.

"Any last words Snake?"

"Yeah, fork you." Snake said, He didn't say much more as his head was decapitated by the ax. Blood spewed out of his corpse. Andy got in the boat and took the propeller and destroyed Headless Shrek's body. His body was torn up like a meat in a blender. Meryl came rushing to the graveyard.

"Where's Snake? she asked Andy.

"Your looking at his remains."

Meyrl looked at the ground and saw pieces of Shrek everywhere not to mention his decapitated head.

"You bastard." she said.

"Thank you. Andy said as went on the dagon and flew away.

The next day a small funeral was held for Snake. Everyone was there except for Snake who buried,

"I'm sad about what happened to the Snake." Otacon said after the funeral.

"Why did you do it Otacon?" Mei ling asked.

"Do what?" Otacon asked.

"Abandon Snake. Why did you do it?"

"Listen here, I didn't have a choice. He was going to kill me. Now, tell me, dude, if someone was gonna kill you, you would abandon your breast friend to save, yourself, right?" Otacon said angrily. But Sniper Wolf didn't have an answer. He just stared off into the sun.