Yo ho! A parent's life for me?
Chapter 1
Jack sparrow loved angelica and now that she lived with him aboard the black pearl, they could spend the rest of their lives happily.
One day jack gave the wheel of the ship to Gibbs and grabbed the guitar he got from his father captain Teague. He brought angelica into his cabin and told her his feelings in song.
When he was done he looked at her and asked "so, do you like it?"
Angelica's smile turned to a sickly frown and she ran for a barrel and vomited into it.
"A simple no would have been good too" said jack.
"That's so odd" said angelica puzzled "I'm never sick in the morning."
"Maybe you should see Tia dalma" suggested jack "she has a cure for everything."
"Yeah, sure" she said.
"Mr. Gibbs!" called jack "we have a need to travel up river!"
Angelica threw up overboard … once again.
"A very urgent need!" jack yelled to Gibbs.
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Jack waited patiently in Tia's treehouse, he couldn't help but think of poor angelica she threw up all the way to the bayou. Finally Tia dalma pulled back the Curtin to revel a very pale but happy angelica teach.
"Is she alright?" asked jack.
"I'm fine, jack" said angelica "and there's nothing wrong."
"Then what is it?" asked jack.
Angelica looked at Tia then turned back to jack and smiled.
"Jack" she said "we're going to have a baby."
Jack's eyes widened, that last word stirring in his head repeatedly. Baby, baby, baby!
"Jack are you alright?" angelica asked.
"y-yes, I just need some air" he said. He ran for the exit then they heard a thump.
"What was that?" angelica asked Tia.
Tia dalma ran to the exit jack had gone out "witty jack fainted!" she said.