Hey everyone, Silverboy300 here. Sorry for the delay on Waluigi's Revenge, I just had stuff going on and wanted to take a break from the story for a while. But yeah, I'm still working on it, but I have finals and stuff, so it won't be out til next week the latest. This summer I'm gonna continue working on stories. In the meantime, enjoy this little spin-off story.
Just to clarify, this is just a spin off of "Waluigi's Revenge", it has no tie ins and takes place after that story. Here, it would focus on Banjo & Kazooie and their fear and nightmare of the infamous Grotesque Steve, based on the actual meme. Enjoy!
Banjo's Worst Nightmare
Chapter 1
One faithful evening, the Smash fighters were doing their everyday activities. Sparring, fishing, running around, paperwork, or just plain resting. Then, two (or rather 8) characters have just entered the frey, partaking in these activities and getting use to the environment around them. They are the Heroes from Dragon Quest, and our favorite bear and bird duo, Banjo & Kazooie. They are seen hanging out with their Rare buddies, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, and King K. Rool (for some reason).
Banjo: Ah, it feels so great to be back, guh-huh!
Kazooie: I know! It's been so long! I missed all of you guys!
Donkey Kong: Yeah, I'm happy you guys are finally home (*pats Banjo's back).
As they were bonding, an odd figure appears in the distance, right in Banjo's eyesight. The two had a long staredown, but as Banjo blinked and looked at it again, the figure disappeared.
Banjo: Huh? I coulda sworn I just saw something.
Kazooie: Pffft, it's probably nothing, you're just hallucinating Banjo.
K. Rool: Yeah, the bird's right. You're just seeing things.
Banjo: I mean I guess you're right. I'll head off.
Kazooie hops on Banjo's backpack and the two head in the Smash centre along with the DK crew and join the rest of the fighters. The two were hanging out the rest of the cast and decided to ignore what happened earlier. Isabelle then runs up to them.
Isabelle: Hey Banjo! Mind helping me real quick.
Banjo: Sure Isabelle! Anything you did, guh-huh!
Isabelle and Banjo & Kazooie were all decorating the Smash Halls in to make Smash look more festive.
Isabelle: Hey Banjo, there are more items back there. Think you can get them?
Banjo: Sure!
Banjo went to go grab some items, but as he went to that. He came face to face with the same being he saw before. This time he got a better view of him. The figure was deformed version of a certain blockhead from a certain popular mining game who competed with Banjo for the spotlight. The being was known as Ugly Steve, or rather "Grotesque Steve". Banjo stood in fear as the hideous monstrosity stares at Banjo with the intention to kill our favorite bear hero. Fortunately, Isabelle comes in interrupting the staredown. Banjo looked back, Steve disappeared, again.
Isabelle: Banjo, what's taking you so long? Is something wrong.
Banjo just stood there, scared. But then he responded.
Banjo: Um, no...everything's fine. I guess...
He then takes the items and finishes aiding Isabelle. Later, he and Kazooie go to bed. Banjo is still scared by Grotesque Steve.
Banjo: Hey Kazooie, I think I'm being stalked. I keep seeing this hideous looking person follow me around. He sorta looked like that Steve guy. Are you seeing this too?
Kazooie: Oh my gosh Banjo! You're just hallucinating. No one's out to get you. Enough with this crap already! Just go to sleep!
Banjo: Well, ok, I guess.
Kazooie then fell asleep, Banjo, on the other hand couldn't sleep because the thought of Grotesque Steve on the prowl is haunting him. He then barely fell asleep as well. However, a familiar looking figure looms over him. The Grotesque Steve is back haunting him again. Banjo slowly wakes up to this haunting site.
Grotesque Steve: Heh heh, hey there Banjo! Are you ready to die!
Banjo: Guh? NO! Leave me alone!
To be continued...
Oh boy, things just really gotten scary. Grotesque has our heroic bear cornered and who knows what he could do to him. Hope you enjoyed this spin-off. It's only gonna be 3 chapters long at most and when I'm done with it, I'll go back to working on Waluigi's Revenge. See you all next chapter!
