Bad Ideas Gone Wrong Productions presents
It Does A Body Good!
A Fruits Basket Double-Drabble by Geoduck
Tohru berated herself. "How could I let us run out? I know that Kyo always drinks a lot of milk, so I should have seen we were getting low! He'll be upset, and he'll fight with Yuki, and he'll break up the house, and Shigure will cry, and..." Tohru imagined any number of horrible, horrible fates as she walked into the kitchen.
Kyo stood by the refrigerator, carton of milk in hand. He looked at Tohru oddly. "What are you talkin' about? There's milk here."
"But... I thought..."
"Yep, plenty of milk. There's no problem, Tohru, don't get all bent out of shape. Geez."
"But I could have sworn I used up the last of the milk last night when I was cooking."
"Well...this carton was half-full when I grabbed it just now. You must have just overlooked it."
"But I'm almost certain there wasn't any milk left."
"Then where did this come from?" With that, Kyo took a deep slug straight from the carton.
Just then, Hatsuharu entered the kitchen, wearing a rather uncharacteristic sneer. "Morning, Honda. Morning, Kyo. Enjoying my milk?"
It took Kyo fifteen minutes to clean all the milk he had sprayed across the kitchen.
Another story that I wrote long ago. Hope you enjoy it!