Author's Note:
Time for another installment in the Ninja Turtles saga. Get ready for a brand new adventure with some brand new enemies and a brand new something I don't know how to describe.
So, without further ado, time for the theme song.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half shell
Turtle power!
Here we go! It's the lean, green, ninja team
On the scene, cool teens doing ninja things
So extreme, out the sewers like laser beams
Get rocked with the shell-shocked pizza kings
Can't stop these radical dudes
The secret of the ooze made the chosen few
Emerge from the shadows to make their move
The good guys win and the bad guys lose
Leonardo's the leader in blue,
Does anything it takes to get his ninjas through
Donatello is a fellow, has a way with machines
Raphael has the most attitude on the team
Michelangelo, he's one of a kind,
And you know just where to find him when it's party time
Master Splinter taught them every single skill they need
To be one lean, mean, green incredible team
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half shell
Turtle power!
AND NOW, TIME FOR THE STORY!
Our story opens somewhere in Tokyo, Japan where we see a ninja man in spiky protective gear meditating. Just then, some sort of ninja was trying to sneak up on him with his sword. The ninja sensed it, leaped right up and kicked the ninja right up against the wall. Just then, two more ninjas tried to attack, but the ninja beat them down.
Just then, a man opened up the door to the master's throne. The ninja bowed before his sensei.
"Master Shredder..." he said as he bowed.
"I trust that my greatest student has been using his time wisely" said the master.
"I have assembled an army of ninjas" said the ninja "The Foot Clan awaits your orders"
"Good" said Shredder "Because I've discovered an old enemy of mine is in New York..."
Shredder tossed a photo of himself and some other guy onto the floor.
"...Hamato Yoshi" he finished.
"Hamato Yoshi is alive?" asked the ninja.
"Yes" Shredder nodded "And he is training ninjas of his own. Finally, I will finish what I started years ago. I want him and his friends wiped off the face of the Earth"
"I will not fail you, Master Shredder" said the ninja man.
"I know" Shredder said in an intimidating voice "But to be certain, I will have you working with Xever"
A hispanic man with a an afro came walking towards the ninja man while twirling a dagger.
"I don't need any help" said the ninja man "Especially from this street rat"
"Are you sure, rich boy?" Xever asked smugly.
"You should test me" the ninja guy growled.
"I am not interested in your petty rivalry" Shredder snapped "Xever is familiar with the dark underbelly of this city. You will work together"
The ninja man and Xever looked at each other.
"Don't worry Master Shredder" said the ninja man "We will find Splinter and his disciples, and destroy them"
The two thugs walked out of the school, ready to begin their mission. But not before the ninja guy stomped on one of the ninjas, who was about to get up.
We now go to our heroes, the Ninja Turtles, who are patrolling the city. They were leaping from tower to tower, roof to roof. Little did they realize that one of Shredder's ninjas was watching them.
"Alright" said Mikey "Cowabunga dude"
"Man, I love being a turtle" Raphael said as he started flexing.
Just then, the turtles heard something in the distance.
"What was that?" Leo wondered.
The four brothers sneaked behind an entrance to the roof and quietly, they drew their weapons and finally, they charged towards the source of the noise. It was a kitten.
"Hey, don't give up, Leo" Raph said to Leonardo "You may actually prove you're tough if you beat this guy"
"Awww" Mikey gushed at the kitty "What a cute little kitty"
Mikey picked up the kitty and started to pet it.
He then started to read the kitty's tag "And his name is-"
"Mittens" someone shouted.
"Good guess" said Mikey "Wait! Who said that?"
"Mittens" someone shouted from the apartment on the next building.
"I think that's the owner" said Donnie.
Michelangelo walked over to the apartment with Mittens.
"What're you doing, Mikey?" Donatello asked Michelangelo "You can't return Mittens to her owner"
"Yeah" said Raphael "Are you an idiot? No! Scratch that! You ARE an idiot!"
"We cant risk having humans see us" Leonardo explained "They'll freak out if they see four giant talking turtles"
"No they won't" Mikey shook his head "I'm not so scary"
"Dude, you're an ugly green mutant with ninja weapons" said Raphael "How could you not be scary?"
"I'll show you" Mikey said "That guy will see I'm a regular guy like him"
Mikey jumped off the roof and landed on the fire escape to the man's apartment window.
"Excuse me, sir" he said as he showed him the kitty "I found your-"
"AAAAHHH!" the man screamed "Giant, ugly green mutant freak!"
"But I got your cat" said Mikey.
"He's got my cat" the man shouted.
The man grabbed Mittens, went back inside and shut the window door.
Michelangelo sighed and he went back down to the ground to his brothers.
"Face it" said Raph "Humans won't understand you. Heck, we're not humans and we don't understand you"
Mikey then spotted a billboard "But I bet that guy will"
The turtles looked up and saw a billboard with some sort of marital arts guy on it.
"Chris Bradford?" Leo raised an eyebrow "The martial arts superstar with a chain of dojos across the country? He's your soul mate?"
"Yeah" said Mikey "We've got so much in common and look, he's in town for a martial artists' expo. Maybe he'll show me his secret kata, the Death Dragon and I bet I'll show him my secret kata, the Secret Kata"
Mikey started doing some sort of rhythm of ninja moves in front of his brothers.
"But don't tell anyone you saw that" he whispered.
"Don't worry, we won't" Leonardo deadpanned.
"Face it Mikey, Chris Bradford wouldn't be friends with you" said Raphael "Even if you were the last person on Earth. Along with everyone else on Earth"
Just then, some ninjas came in and surrounded the turtles.
"Ninjas? In New York?" Donnie looked around.
The turtles and the ninjas drew their weapons and started to battle. They were head to head in a big showdown against those ninjas. The turtles were strong, but the ninjas were stronger.
"Finally, some real ninjas to fight instead of aliens and mutants" Leo said as he fought a ninja.
Just then, the ninja from earlier in the story came right in front of the turtles and beat them down. Just as the police sirens were heard, the ninjas retreated and the turtles retreated back to the lair, right before the police saw anything at all.
Author's Note:
Well it looks like Shredder is here and he's in hot pursuit of Splinter and the turtles. And with Xever working with Shredder's right hand man, it's sure to be pretty darn serious.
Since we are talking about Shredder, why don't we discuss Shredder's voice actors? We all know he's a pretty intimidating foe, but I know that Kevin Richardson makes the most serious and intimidating Shredder out of all incarnations. He's no Uncle Phil, but he's pretty awesome!