A Day in the Life of Skulduggery Pleasant!
It appeared to be a normal day I woke up from meditation and walked to the kitchen to make sure I still had some food for when Valkyrie came over. After that I walked back to my bedroom to change. Now I know what you are all thinking "The Great Skulduggery Pleasant" wears pajamas? Well, yes he does.
"Just because I am not human" Skulduggery thought to himself "Doesn't mean I can't wear pj's. I am human at heart… I mean bone?"
Skulduggery put on his hat and as usual he went to the living room and turned on the television to the weather channel. All of a sudden the television went black and a few seconds later the television said: "SORRY FOR THE INTERUPTION." "Well if you're sorry than please let me watch the weather channel!" Skulduggery thought to himself. "THIS JUST IN BREAK OUT OF FIRES SPREAD ACROSS DUBLIN LIKE WILD FIRES SOON TO HAVE ALL OF IRELAND IN FLAMES! TAKE A LOOK AT THIS FOOTAGE WE GOT EARLIER:" As Skulduggery watches the two figures he notices a girl throwing fire balls at a guy that just vanished with the girl in a blink of an eye. "WE DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHO THESE TWO PEOPLE ARE OR WHY ONE WAS THROWING FIRE AND HOW THEY VANISHED SO QUICKLY, BUT WE HAVE COPS ON THE CASE. THE FIRE WILL SOON BE PUT OUT AND IRELAND WILL BE SAFE!" The news reporter smiles "AT LEAST WE HOPE!"
"Oh hell. There goes my perfect day." Skulduggery said running once again to his bedroom. "I don't think Val will be coming over today." Skulduggery said as he pulled out his phone. He was happy that whoever he fought the other day left their phone behind. Now he could call more than one person at a time. But today he decided not to.
"Hello." The phone echoed "Have you been watching television lately?" Skulduggery asked.
Tanith answered "Yes. Oh and you are going to need a new door." Tanith said
"Why? My door is perfect and it is sturdy. Wait a second Tanith. Don't do i…." But he was cut off at the sound of a loud BOOM! "Oh come on Tanith you couldn't have just knocked like a normal person.
Tanith jumped up and said "Nope!"
Skulduggery hung up his phone. Tanith was already calling Ghastly so Skulduggery decided to try to call Val to see if see was alright.
RING. RING. RING. RING. "Hello?" Someone other than Val answered the phone. "Who is this?"
"This is the great detective Skulduggery Pleasant!" Skulduggery said fixing his tie. "Who are you? Also is Valkyrie Cain available?"
"Valkyrie Cain is NOT available and who I am is none of your business!" said the mysterious voice.
"I said WHO ARE YOU?" Skulduggery said losing his temper.
"I said IT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!" The mysterious man said yelling back at Skulduggery.
"TELL ME WHO THE HELL YOU ARE BEFORE I COME DOWN THERE AND BLOW YOUR FUCKIN FACE OFF!" Skulduggery said about ready to scream.
"HEY NO NEED TO CUSS! We are all friends here if you get what I mean?" The mysterious man hung up the phone. Ghastly had arrived just a few seconds before Skulduggery started cussing.
"Oh, Ghastly you're here. How long have you been here for?" Skulduggery said with an innocent laugh.
"Oh, let me see, right when you started screaming." Ghastly said with freaked out on his face.
"Well we have a problem!"
"What?" Tanith and Ghastly said at the same time.
"It was Caelan!"
"WHAT?" Tanith and Ghastly screamed.