AN: Ok so when I wrote this it was Christmas time. I just recently found it and decided to put it up… not really sure if it fits this category, but oh well. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I… holy crap! I just used the rhyming from the book, so I do own this! Score!!!
It was the night before Christmas and all through the house
The only creature stirring was an officer not being a grouse
Getting ready to serve and protect with care
Not needing much time to prepare
The streets filling up with the dead
And the only clue is a single thread
Finding a suspect with a long rap
Then planning to set a trap
On to the next scene, the walls covered in blood splatter
The officer looks at the victim's brain matter
A fight between two men resulting in a nasty gash
Killed by a friend for a few dollars in cash
Next, a woman killed by one large blow
The husband not seeming to care though
Onto the kids living in a home full of fear
Their dad does nothing but drink beer
He bullies and hits, he thinks he's slick
Man the human race is sick
Civilians think police work is a game
They won't tell the poor officer their name
The officer waits to see if there were trace toxins
So he can catch the killer named Coxen
Then he can move on to the barroom brawl
He got the worst call of all
"An officer down, Hurry or he might die!
He's been shot in the thigh!"
The officer had to help is fellow brother in blue
He blew through stoplights, others can sue
When he got there he couldn't believe his eyes, even with all the proof
He thought it was all a dream and when he woke up it would go poof
The hurt officer was sitting on the ground
He was making such a wretched sound
Instead of his thigh, he was shot in his foot
"Hold on brother stay put!"
He originally thought it was a serious attack
He instead thought the other officer deserved a plaque
"That thing is scary
I thought the safety was on, but found the contrary!"
"Well now you know
Anything else before I go?"
With a shake of the head, he was off through the heath
"I can't believe Keith!"
On to the next crime scene, with a lady from New Delhi
She had found something very 'smelly'
Indeed there was something on the shelf
A dead body sat there, he killed himself
He left without another word, left things unsaid
He just arrested walked away instead
Back at the station, the officer got to work
He listened to jokes from around the room with a smirk
He was tired and ready to go instead of interviewing all of those common Joes
With a quick glance at the clock, the officer stood and goes
Home to a lonely dinner of steak with gristle
Then he can let his dog make the bone a missile
He got home and turned off the light
Peace with all police officers this night.
I hope you all liked this. Please tell me what you thought.