A/N: Transformers Animated . . . on Facebook! :D
Goes in order of episodes.
I don't own Transformers Animated or Facebook.
Enjoy. :D
Optimus Prime: Watching Transformers G1. Awesomeness ;)
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Ratchet: And while you're watching cartoons, Bulkhead and Bumblebee are outside attempting Jackass.
Prowl: lol
Optimus Prime: shit, again?
Sentinel Prime: LOSER! XP
Optimus Prime: STFU, Sentinel. We all know you watch mech/mech porn when no one's around.
Sentinel Prime: fuck you
Prowl: awkward
4 people like this.
Ratchet: woah . . .
Megatron: The Allspark is near, my Decepticons. We are nearing the power for the Decepticons to return to their full glory.
Lugnut, Shockwave, Swindle, Blitzwing, and 21 other people like this.
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Starscream: Of course, the "Allspark." Something of a legend is going to return us to power. Because that's fucking logical.
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Lugnut: HOW DARE YOU STARSCREAM? MEGATRON IS WISE, STRONG, AND A GREAT LEADER! BETTER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE! WE ARE ALL NOT WORTHY COMPARED TO HIM! WE SHALL FOLLOW HIM LOYALLY TO CERTAIN VICTORY! I AM CERTAIN OF IT!
Megatron: Lugnut, quit spamming my page with the same saying. I am aware of my position. You're just coming off as annoying.
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Starscream: Oh Primus, Lugnut. How I tremble as you attack me with caps-lock. Like always. I hope you can sense my sarcasm.
Blackarachnia: Don't worry, Starscream. It's hard to misread your sarcasm - knowing you. :\
Blitzwing: OH, ZE ITZY BITZY SPIDER CRAWLED UP ZE VATER SPOUT! DOWN CAME ZE RAIN AND WASHED ZE SPIDER OUT! OUT CAME ZE SUN AND DRIED UP ALL ZE RAIN AND ZE ITZY BITZY SPIDER CRAWLED UP ZE SPOUT AGAIN! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :D
Blackarachnia: Blitzwing, I swear to Primus if you sing that song to me one more time, I will offline you slowly and painfully.
Blitzwing: BITCH, I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU EVEN TRY! COME AT ME, INSECT!
Shockwave: Blitzwing, you know you don't have to pronounce "the" as "ze" on Facebook, right?
Blitzwing: :P
Prowl: Sometimes, I kinda feel like I'm surrounded by idiots. O-o
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Optimus Prime: Say what? O_o
Bumblebee: D: well, fine bitch! I dont even care!
Prowl: Bumblebee - *don't
Bumblebee: STFU
Jazz: I feel ya, man. SP and the twins . . . yeeaaahhh
Prowl: Jazz - that sucks.
Ratchet: Believe me, you're not alone.
Bulkhead: Yeah, Bumblebee can be annoying at times . . .
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Bumblebee: I feel so betrayed right now. :( HE WASNT ONLY TALKING ABOUT ME, BULKHEAD!
Bulkhead: what? :(
Prowl: Bumblebee - *wasn't
Bumblebee: WTF STOP THAT, DUDE!
Optimus Prime: HOLY SHIT! MEGATRON'S COMING AT OUR SHIP AND WE HAVE THE ALLSPARK! D:
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Ultra Magnus: You decided to post that as a status instead of contacting us? WHAT THE HELL!
Optimus Prime: Uh . . .
Megatron: That Allspark will be mine, Autobot!
Ratchet: FUCK
Optimus Prime: Wait, WHY DID SENTINEL LIKE THIS STATUS? D:
Starscream: The loss of Megatron is certainly a tragedy . . . so I guess I'm leader now, aren't I!
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Lugnut: MEGATRON LIVES! HE LIVES! THE MIGHTY MEGATRON CAN SURVIVE ANYTHING - UNLIKE YOU STARSCREAM! ONLY MEGATRON IS OUR LEADER!
Starscream: Lugnut, STOP with the caps-lock already! What is with you? :( Seriously WTF
2 people like this.
Blackarachnia: Starscream as leader? Bad comedy.
16 people like this.
Starscream: Like you'd make a better leader, filthy techno-ORGANIC.
Blitzwing: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH! :P
Blackarachnia: At least my paint-job doesn't consist of black and PINK.
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Swindle: BUUUURN!
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Starscream: It's MAGENTA! MAGENTA! There's a diffrence!
Blackarachnia: Really? Explain then.
Starscream: you bitch
Blackarachnia: I aim to please, faggot.
Starscream: D: I'LL KILL YOU!
Lugnut: Caps-lock, Starscream.
Starscream: -_-"
Optimus Prime: Holy crap, just woke up from stasis. We've been in recharge for 50 stellar-cycles!
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Ratchet: Uh, Prime? We're no longer in service for Facebook connection to Cybertorians. We're on some planet called 'Earth' - but strangely they seem to have Facebook as well. O_o Anyway, for the time-being you can only chat with me, Prowl, Bulkhead, and Bumblebee. No one else can read what you send out. Except maybe organics . . .
Prowl: Seriously?
Optimus Prime: Damn.
Bumblebee: We're so screwed.
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Issac Sumdac: Just had to send my daughter, Sari, into her room . . . again. She can't talk to other kids without causing some trouble!
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Captain Fanzone: Uh, professor? This is Facebook, and many people . . . well, really don't care about what you type unless it has to do with sex. O_o Don't ask, I don't understand either.
Issac Sumdac: WTF
Sari Sumdac: I made a secret Facebook account! Maybe now I can talk to people! :D
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Sari Sumdac: And I should probably not talk to myself on Facebook. (._.)