Sakura's Revenge
By oNyx.mOnkey
"Ladies and gentelmen please give a warm welcome to our next singer, Miss Haruno Sakura!" the barman announced.
"Thankyou." Sakura said, taking the microphone.
"This song is dedicated to Uchiha Sasuke, who I hope is listening to this"
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don't eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You're so indie rock it's almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like...
You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You're so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Secretly you're so amused
That nobody understands you
I'm so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
I'm so angry cause you'd rather MySpace instead
I can't believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup than...
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like...
You walk around like you're oh so debonair
You pull 'em down and there's really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
Oh no no no no no no no
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like...
"PENIS!" Sai yelled
Everyone laughed. Except Sasuke who sat angry and mortified at the back of the room.
"Sorry love, it's over." Sakura said smugly and walked off the stage.
"That Sakura, was BRILLIANT!" Ino screamed, hugging her best friend. "I'm so proud of you!"
Sakura smiled. "I'm glad I did it. Besides, our friendship is more important than some idiot boy like him." They both laughed.
At last, they could be friends again.