Vikki

Gen

Tabi

So one day

when I was walking down the street

I met an old man

and he was REALLY wrinkly and his name was Andrew and he NEVER TALKED.

He happened to be a hobo who had just came from jail

so I asked him what he did

and he didnt asnwer so I

pushed him into a burning river full of oil

to watch him swim.

Unfortunatly he was old and couldnt swim very well

so he started to float instead of drown. It made me wonder...

If he was human or not...

Turns out he wasnt, He grew big black feather wings and a vulture neck, as well as a

big fat ugly pussed filled sac that kept exploding and re-growing. Instead of running away I decided too

reach for my sword but something

grabed my shoulder and spun me around. It was a

monster rabbit who ate bad easter eggs. He had something behind his back, I didn't stick around to see. Instead I

spun around, pretending to be a ballerina, before I skipped away. Until I

relised what an idiot I was being. I spun around kicked the bunny in the face, pulled out the shot gun he had behind his back and aimed at Andrew the old guy and

shot his feet off and flipped out my lighter, put the river back on fire as I pushed him back in the river and watched it blow up. I smiled as I

laughed maniacally and began planning the next victim who

was living down the street from me, she was

picking on a the used to be hobos family, kicking, taunting threatening to blow up the house when I noticed

that the grenade she was carrying was already

flying towards me. So I magicly changed into my ninja outfit and blew a whistle that summoned

a magical flying vampire wolf unicorns who tore up the family as well as the girl. I started thinking to myself

that this day has been a little boring. I need to

go fight a

horror of all is name to be Satan, but he was out, so I decided to fight the second horror. Barney the Molesting Dinosaur. When I came upon him he was

doing his purple show, Pointing to things that shouldnt be pointed at. So I decided to intervene the horror named Barney, with my great big magical pony and

I summoned a fire ball as "Barney's on Fire" by Weird Al played in the back round then I

decided to take out his heart. I took my sword out cut it out and it was full of weed and crack. I realized what his creators must be like, those fucked up bastards I thought. So I decided too

bring back Barney, and put him under my control. I made him attack the sick and twisted minds of his creaters, but

they were too powerful for their own creation. So I

found a way to make them eat their own. They tried to force it on me, but I had the pink bunny tail which is a

really big bunny that likes to think its a kangaru. It even made its own pouch which

serves as a cafe for carrots, which actually is a trap so the bunny can eat

the poison that will make him blow up in second and mini-bugs that filled him earlier will land on people and dig into there skins and lay eggs. I smiled at the thought but something was missing...

I couldnt put my finger on it..I felt like it was really important thought. Maybe I should

say screw it and get a flamethrower!

I didn't know which kind to get so I grabbed the biggest one with all the bells and whistles, and the store owner wasn't even there so I just took it. I went back over to where he was and

I killed him. Didnt even think about it. I was getting hungry, so I put the flamethrower over my shoulder and whistled a song and walked to my house where I sat and ate the best food ever...POCKY

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