Domo minna-san, ogenki desuka?

This is my very first fanfic so no flaming please.

Yeah I got this idea from a friend

Arigatou korin-chan14

Okay start

Disclaimer: I don't own Gintama, if I did I will be a chimpanzee not a gorilla

Sometimes you can't even trust yourself

It was a hot and sunny day at Edo and a certain silver-haired man is lazing around as usual. Wearing his usual attire and picking his nose while reading the latest issue of jump.

" Man, this is boring". I hope Gintaman ends soon.

"Oi Shinpachi ! Go clean the house!

"Why don't you , you lazy ass bastard !"

"Pattsuan that's your only worth and you can't even do it?"

"Only? I do all of the damn work and you do nothing but laze around waiting for a job to come by!"

"Kagura, go clean the house"

"No way-aru that's Shinpachi's work-aru"

"You're just like him idiot!"

"Screw this I'm going for a walk."

"Oi Kagura take care of that Four eyed idiot"

"Hai Gin-chan"

"Who the hell are you calling four eyed id…..*slam*

*sighs*' "Gin-chan never change does he?" said the boy with the glasses

"I can't understand him. Why is he like that? Sometimes he's so serious it's scary like a damn lion, sad and not himself at times but when you ask him about it he will just tell you lots of nonsense you didn't ask him to say. Like an idiot."

"Yep but he's the Gin-chan we love-aru" said the young Yato

" Yeah but when will he ever act like real adult. I can't understand"

"Your too dumb to understand, Pattsuan."

"Who the hell are you calling dumb, idiot!"

Gin POV

"Money! I need to play pachinko dammit!

"Hmmmmm…..I should just by Kagura sukonbu and give a porno mag to the cherry boy…"

Maybe I'll just check out that Earth Defense Army Base and look for something to sell…

Shitsurei…..anybody home…..Earth Defense Lady…..where are you?...Huh? There's no one here…."

"Hmmmm…Hey! What's that thing…..Huh?"

"Aho don't touch that thing!"

I turned around and saw a lady with red hair

" Hey I'm sel…."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

*Crashes on the ground*

"Itai , itai What the hell was that?! Where the hell am I?! What the hell just happened!?"

"Who the hell are you ?" a man with silver hair and glasses asked him

I looked at the man

"Who the hell are you?! Why are you dressed like a teacher?! Why do you look like meeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh!"

To be continued…

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