The scene is set in the midst of the Meiji Imperialist vs. Samurai war. The night is dark and thick with the smoke from daimyo's palaces burning and the scent of gallons of blood spilt into the earth.
The camera pans in to a lone warrior. It's Himura Kenshin, the Hitokiri Battousai, clad in a blood-stained gi and yukata, his red hair mostly loose and ragged-looking. His eyes are a fierce, cold yellow color.
Kenshin's sword chops through samurai after samurai, sending blood, gore, and bone shards flying everywhere. His battle aura grows progressively fiercer and fiercer, and he looks more and more frustrated with each deadly killing blow.
Finally, with a substantial pile of bodies at his feet, the Hitokiri Battousai loses his temper. He throws down his sword and yells out:
"WHERE'S THE CREAM FILLING?"
Pan out to a spread of Twinkies and assorted other Hostess pastries.
