[AN: Each chapter will have a different little story completely unrelated to the one before. Or not. Who knows? So far, these are set in the Abridged universe and most are written in a very stream of consciousness way. Welcome to the inside of my mind ladies and gentlemen.]
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"Yugi! Don't eat that sandwich! It's poisoned!" Pharaoh screamed. He grabbed the sandwich from Yugi and threw it into the lake.
The young boy had tears in his eyes when he next spoke. "The only poison in that sandwich was love!"
"Which is the most deadly poison of all. Besides, Marik made it. He is evil, Yugi, and you must never eat anything from him ever again, do you understand me?"
"But Pharaoh! He's my boyfriend!"
Dolly-zoom in on the Pharaoh. "Whuuuuuuuuuuh?"
"And we're getting married in two days!" Yugi's eyes were shut tight and his hands were in fists.
"But you mustn't!" Pharaoh grabbed him by the collar.
"We're in love! There's nothing that can be done!"
"But Yugi!"
Pharaoh dropped to his knees and held Yugi's arms. His eyes grew moist when he looked into Yugi's.
"Pharaoh? What-?"
"You can't marry him because...I love you! Please reconsider, partner, and marry me instead."
Yugi jumped back and pushed Pharaoh away. "It's too late for that! If you wanted me so much, you should've told me sooner!" Tears streamed from his eyes in rapid succession.
"Yugi, please! You have to understand. I'm not the only one you'd be hurting!"
"What do you mean?" Yugi practically screamed.
Bakura stepped into the room. "Listen to him Yugi!" He growled, but looked sad.
"Bakura!"
"Yes! And you must know how much I love Marik, and how I'd be so much better for him. You don't know him like I do!"
Yugi collapsed onto the ground and looked at his hands in dismay. "But...I...I don't know what to do!"
"Wait!"
The trio all turned to see who had just ran into the room. It was Marik.
"Yugi! You can't marry me because I'm in love with another!"
"Marik! But we...who is it? Just tell me!"
Marik inhaled deeply. "Me!"
"It was beautiful," Tristan began. "There were flowers everywhere, lilacs and the like. The decorations were pretty sweet, all Egyptian looking and stuff. Everybody looked great and the vows were inspirational. The reception was stellar too..."