Vampire Knight Meet twilight
Okay everyone! If you get offened easily don't read this. I have decided to make fun of both of these shows, but I have you know I love vampire knight and I like twilight, this is just for laughs so no flames please. Oh and also I shall worn you, I do give everyone there American/Japanese version of themselves so if you don't like them being compared then start reading at the second chapter. Right let's get on with it!
Interview 1: Introductions
Roxie: Hmm… Whats a good way to spend the last day of the Easter Hols… I know!
BING!
*the entire cast of vampire knight appear*
Roxie: OH YEAH!
Zero: Roxie. Why do you have to summon us here, so of us have a life.
Roxie: Uh unlike you.*Zero goes evil eyed* Jokes, Jokes! Look if you want to take your anger out on someone. Feel free to do it to these guys!
*The Cullens, Jacob and Bella appear*
Yuki: Who are they?
Edward: You've never heard of the CULLENS. We're like, these awesome vegetarian sparkly vampires, we have such a big fan base we could take over the world.
Emmet: Yeah. Are fan girls love us so much, that we can make them do anything, we even set up our own slave trade "FAN GIRLS 'R' US". *brings out rope, with girl wearing Team Edward t shirt*
Roxie: Hey can I have her? I have a tone of homework that needs to be done and I need servant.
Emmet: Yeah sure. I have tones at home.
Roxie: Cool.*Puts fan girl in a kennel* Anyway where was I, oh yes! *turns to Yuki* They are your American equivalents(kinda). Yuki your Bella!
Bella: *tucks hair behind ear and does that annoying gulping, looking down thing she always does* Wah, what.
Roxie: Oh come on! You look the same and you have two gorgeous guys fighting over you.
Kaname: Zero, Edward, Gorgeous?
Roxie: Zero is! Edward… well he looked fine until they kept on putting more and more makeup on each film. Now he just looks weird.
Edward: Hey! I have you know, that makeup is very expensive and it does wonders for my sensitive skin.
Me: Umm… Anyway, Jacob your Zero!
Jacob: Are you comparing me to a leech!
Me: Well you both hate vampires and are both the rebound guys.
Zero: Wait. Rebound guy?
Roxie: And Kaname is Edward! If Edward had a dark side that is!
Aido: What about us?
Roxie: do I have to?
Aido: Yes!
Roxie: Fine. Umm… You could be Jasper because you drank Yuki/Bella's blood, and you both go to the same hair dresser.
Aido: *turns to Jasper* Do you have Mandy?
Jasper: Yeah!
Aido: I love the shampoo she uses.
Jasper: Yes! Same! Cherrry and passion fruit!
Aido: Have you had the lemon and lime one?
Jasper: No. Is it good?
Aido: Its to die for!
*Everyone in the room backs away from them*
Roxie: Um, lets continue. Rima you'd be Alice, not sure why though. Ruka would be Rosalie as you hate the heroine and you look the same, have a similar name and an attitude.
Rosalie/Ruka: You saying I have a bad attitude!
Roxie: See what I mean. Akatsuki would be Emmet purely cause of his muscles and relationship with Ruka… Yeah that's all I got sorry. If anyone has any other ideas to add tell me.
Zero: Who are you talking to?
Roxie: No one! *hides laptop under pillow.*
Kaname: Why have you sent us here?
Roxie: Simple. You're my (and everyone elses ) entertainment. *gets out popcorn and 3D glasses*
Edward: Whats with the glasses.
Roxie: Well every film nowadays is in 3D except for yours!
Edward: But this isn't a film.
Roxie: *pause of realisation* Shut it sparkles! Or I'll kick you sparkly butt all the way to Italy. Im sure the Volturi would love to know that another human knows of your existence! Got it.
Edward: *Nods head vigorously*Sorry.
Roxie: Good. That's better… Now Feed me grapes!
Edward: What?
Roxie: FEED ME!
So how was it? The next interview is Zero and Jacob. Will they bond? You'll have to find out. Pleasr R&R