Me: Howdy! This is a silly Christmas fic I thought you guys would enjoy!
And now for the disclaimer. SETO!!!
Seto: What?
Me: The disclaimer!
Seto: Make Yami do it!
Me: He is rehearsing for his scene. Come on. Please?
Seto: Sigh. Anubis does not own Yu Gi Oh. Thank the universe! Plus she does not own Muppet Christmas Carol or Oreo cookies.
Me: Sobs. Hope you enjoy.
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/We see Scrooge walking down the dark alleyways with his long trench coat fluttering in the breeze. /
(Tristan) When the cold wind blows and chills you, chills you to the bone. But there is nothing in nature that freezes your heart, like he is being alone.
(Ryou) It licks you with indifference, like a child licks an Oreo. And the worst of the worst, the most hated and cursed, is the one we call Seto.
/Transforms quickly into his yami form. /
(Bakura) Unkind as any and the wrath of many is Seto Kaiba.
(Everyone) Oh! There goes Mr. Humbug, there goes Mr. Grim. If there came a prize for being mean the winner would be him.
(Tea) What Seto loves is money, because he thinks it gives him power. If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour.
(Everyone) Oh! There goes Mr. Skinflint, there goes Mr. Greed. The undisputed master of the underhanded deed.
(Mai) He charges folks a fortune for his tournaments, and his show. Us small folk live in misery, it is even worse for Kuriboh.
(Yugi) He must be so lonely, he must be so sad. He goes though extremes to convince us he is bad. He is really a victim of his fear and pride. Look close and there must be a sweet man in side...
/Does a quick transformation into his yami. /
(Yami) Nah!
(Everyone) Oh! There goes Mr. Outrage, there goes Mr. Sneer. He has no time for friends or fun, his attitude makes that clear.
(Serenity) Don't ask him for a favor because his nastiness increases. No crust of bread for those in need, he rips a blue eyes to pieces!
(Everyone) Oh! There goes Mr. Heartless, there goes Mr. Cruel. He never gives he only takes, he lets his hunger rule.
(Joey) If being mean is a way of life, he would practice and rehearse. And all that hard work is paying off, because Seto is getting worse.
(Everyone) Everyday in every way Seto is getting worse!
/Scrooge turns around to find that everyone is quickly running away. He gives one last glare at Joey, then mutters to himself. /
(Seto) Humbug!
Me: Well I tried to make it rhyme well. Like Kuriboh, show, Oreo, and Seto.
Seto: Hey! Yami has only one line!
Me: So?
Seto: You wanted him to rehearse that?
Me: ^_^
Seto: Groan!
Me: Please review and let me know if I should add more Christmas Carols! Have a happy and safe holiday everyone!
Seto: What?
Me: The disclaimer!
Seto: Make Yami do it!
Me: He is rehearsing for his scene. Come on. Please?
Seto: Sigh. Anubis does not own Yu Gi Oh. Thank the universe! Plus she does not own Muppet Christmas Carol or Oreo cookies.
Me: Sobs. Hope you enjoy.
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/We see Scrooge walking down the dark alleyways with his long trench coat fluttering in the breeze. /
(Tristan) When the cold wind blows and chills you, chills you to the bone. But there is nothing in nature that freezes your heart, like he is being alone.
(Ryou) It licks you with indifference, like a child licks an Oreo. And the worst of the worst, the most hated and cursed, is the one we call Seto.
/Transforms quickly into his yami form. /
(Bakura) Unkind as any and the wrath of many is Seto Kaiba.
(Everyone) Oh! There goes Mr. Humbug, there goes Mr. Grim. If there came a prize for being mean the winner would be him.
(Tea) What Seto loves is money, because he thinks it gives him power. If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour.
(Everyone) Oh! There goes Mr. Skinflint, there goes Mr. Greed. The undisputed master of the underhanded deed.
(Mai) He charges folks a fortune for his tournaments, and his show. Us small folk live in misery, it is even worse for Kuriboh.
(Yugi) He must be so lonely, he must be so sad. He goes though extremes to convince us he is bad. He is really a victim of his fear and pride. Look close and there must be a sweet man in side...
/Does a quick transformation into his yami. /
(Yami) Nah!
(Everyone) Oh! There goes Mr. Outrage, there goes Mr. Sneer. He has no time for friends or fun, his attitude makes that clear.
(Serenity) Don't ask him for a favor because his nastiness increases. No crust of bread for those in need, he rips a blue eyes to pieces!
(Everyone) Oh! There goes Mr. Heartless, there goes Mr. Cruel. He never gives he only takes, he lets his hunger rule.
(Joey) If being mean is a way of life, he would practice and rehearse. And all that hard work is paying off, because Seto is getting worse.
(Everyone) Everyday in every way Seto is getting worse!
/Scrooge turns around to find that everyone is quickly running away. He gives one last glare at Joey, then mutters to himself. /
(Seto) Humbug!
Me: Well I tried to make it rhyme well. Like Kuriboh, show, Oreo, and Seto.
Seto: Hey! Yami has only one line!
Me: So?
Seto: You wanted him to rehearse that?
Me: ^_^
Seto: Groan!
Me: Please review and let me know if I should add more Christmas Carols! Have a happy and safe holiday everyone!