Lightheart, Scorch, Skitters, and Kitkat are proud to present;
Pairing Parodies
CHAPTER ONE
Draco Malfoy was being his arrogant, mean, ferrety self, calling everyone in sight a 'mud-blood', wether or not they were muggle-born. He was Head Boy at Hogwarts,(though he wanted to go to Pigfarts badly) and on his way to the Head dorm, though it had never existed. When he walked in, he saw Hermione Granger, the mud-blood he loved so much for all these years. In all her beautiful sexyness, she walked up and said,
"Without ever speaking to you I can tell that your my soulmate. Let's completly ignore the fact that we have hated eachother for years, you love calling me 'mud-blood', and totally disregard the fact I'll have a kid with the stupid, dumb ginger Ron Weasley that your son will fall inexplicably in love with, and suddenly notice the mistletoe that randomly popped up in the middle of February attracting Nargles that I never belived in and makeout." And they did. Little did they know a large, bright red jealous apple was plotting revenge in the shadows of the corner...
I know, it's incredably short. But, it's all I got now. I might post more later, after my mom takes me out for dinner. Happy Valentines Day! -3 :{} (Thats a lady with lipstick on.) Heart shaped Cookies if you review!
Lightheart=me
Scorch=OC
Skitters=OC
Kitkat=OC