Pandora Hearts: Return of the Chains: When All Caps Breaks Loose
(Note: Chronologically, this takes place before Chapter One of Return of the Chains because logic. That's also why spellcheck was turned off.)

1 day oz was in dizny land for his bff who name was Arthur. Arthur was a chane and was evil and stuff but he also knew Marise Krismas and was a chane so he got Mastur Sparkt to the face

12,203,345,332 tims. He was sad.
"Cheer up' said Oz. "she wil notis u even chilly."
':(' said Arthur. "has notice but mastur spark."
'right it must be' sad Oz. but keep frying'
';(' said Arthur. "wate i kno i will surgery'
'gud ide' said Oz who didn't know Arthur chain bff. 'id best to be carful thoug hbecase Marise Krismas id very powerf uland stuf".
'ok will not surgery.' Sai darthur.
then arthur was Srgery. I t make look diffrent so marise krismas not hate. But he went to fortune tell a d said, 'u wil die.'
"gr8 f8 m8" sid Oz. "no h8"
"meem" said Arthru. "s hard talk! since Face. Difrent!" said Arthru.
"ok now no maor stalking 4 u/' said zo.
"wait wut noboy ever said." sid Arthru. "it mark me people who am.'
"get rekt" sad oz.
(athurs nt0e. : erin did surgery arthur since marise krismas in tuhu)
'yur meen' said arthruj. I will now sumin satun and u wil fite and to the deaht and if win saten ded."
ten arrhru sumind satun and stocked marise rismas nd got dead because he died and was dead but he wasn't dead because he was deaf but he was dead because he was and Master Spurk also and he died

and thqts why he isnt in chapr un.
ouh nu. szid oz but kill saten.
'owch Will back."said saten. 'sumdaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
"yay" said Marise Krismas "you are hero and stuff die"
"yes" siad :oz'.
"btw did you no that stocker?" said Marise
"umm no" sad oz "allow?"
"die you little piece of Raymoo Hacker's horrid hare still.' said marise
then maris edid aster spark. oh np
;said oz.
but then it mised because raymoo hacxer said 'no master s[arting humens. sia d Raymoo Hacker. then used "Hax Sign: [5,000,000 Lasers]"
"wah woh" said Marise who died and it killed her but it didn't kill her because it killed her but she used magicks to be alive but killed her also.
"there goze my summer vAccination"sAId soZ.

TGHE ENd