Danganronpa AU
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and what if Naegi didn't just get in on Luck? He has two talents of his own but only he and one other person knows that…his fiancé. AU OOC some bashing some femslash.)
"So what's your talent?" Togami, the Super Duper High School Level Heir, asked cockily as he looked at Naegi who looked at him bored from beside Celestia Ludenberg, the Super Duper High School Level Gambler, who was giving him a perfectly blank look. She told everyone to call her Celes however to keep things simple.
"Harem Master." Naegi said completely straight faced making everyone pause as they all looked at him.
"What?" The Super Duper High School Level Swimmer, Aoi Asahina, asked looking at Naegi wide eyed alongside everyone else.
"That's my talent my fair lady. I'm the Super Duper High School Level Harem Master." Naegi said smiling charmingly at her and causing her to blush slightly at the smile.
"Hell of a talent." The Super Duper High School Level Psychic, Hagakure, said with a slight whistle and a hint of jealously on his face. All of the guys looked jealous actually, even Togami and especially the SDHSL Otaku Yamada.
"Thank you. Although I mostly just get lucky. I don't even try for most of the girls…although." Naegi said flippantly as he watched everyone's reactions with hidden amusement. He made an obvious show of checking out the ladies aside from Celes who looked to be either shaking in fury or laughter.
"Although what?" Fukawa, the SDHSL Writer, asked with a slight squeak to her voice as he looked her over appreciatively.
"For such beautiful women as you all I would of course give my best effort…if you're interested of course. I don't bother those not interested with my advances, although I'm certainly not against being friends with any pretty lady." Naegi said smoothly causing all of the girls assembled to blush slightly, even the large Sakura who was the SDHSL Fighter, and Kirigiri who was the SDHSL ?. Didn't look like anyone knew what her talent was and she wasn't saying.
"With such a silver tongue I have no problem believing you to be a Harem Master." Junko, the SDHSL Model, said checking Naegi out while Celes finally reacted…surprising everyone with her giggling and playfully punching Naegi's shoulder.
"Alright Naegi. You've had your fun. Now stop with the smooth act before I have to beat a bunch of girls off of my man." Celes said looking at Naegi fondly and amused before glaring at the other girls.
"Of course hime-chan." Naegi said giving an overly flourished bow to the gothic girl who rolled her eyes but smiled at the boy while everyone blinked.
"So…you're not a SDHSL Harem Master?" The SDHSL Biker, Mondo, asked looking at Naegi confused.
"Nah although Celes-hime says I could probably get a harem if I put forth the slightest effort. I'm happy with just my one true girl though." Naegi said smirking at everyone, causing the girls to look a little pouty while the guys seemed almost relieved.
"Th-Then what's your talent?" The SDHSL Programmer, Chihiro, asked timidly as she glanced at Naegi.
"The one that officially got me into the school or my unofficial one that would have gotten me in either way?" Naegi asked causing everyone to blink.
"You have two?" The SDHSL Hall Monitor, Ishimaru, asked slightly impressed.
"Yeah but I don't consider one of them, the one that officially got me in, a real talent…it just kinda happened…" Naegi said smiling sheepishly as he scratched his cheek.
"Well what was it?" Togami asked narrowing his eyes.
"Luck. The one that got me in here official was Luck. SDHSL Luckster ready for active duty." Naegi said with a playful salute while everyone blinked for a minute as Celes giggled at their reactions.
"And your other talent?" Maizono, Naegi's middle school acquaintance and SDHSL Pop Star, asked curiously and making Naegi grin.
"Magic. SDHSL Magical Phantom Thief ready to rock and roll." Naegi said grinning widely while Hagakure looked happy at this.
"So you're a con-artist?" Hagakure asked causing Celes to whip her head towards him and snarl as she stepped forward, making him 'eep' and back the heck up…running into Leon Kuwata, the SDHSL Baseball Star, and causing them both to crash to the ground in a heap.
"There's always one." Naegi said sighing before wrapping his arms around Celes's waist and pulling her flush against his chest, holding her close.
"Calm down my dear. We both knew one of them would have said that." Naegi said hugging Celes close while she seemed to almost deflate and smiled slightly. Everyone watched wide eyed as she turned in his arms and wrapped her arms around him, snuggling into his chest.
"It still pisses me off." Celes muttered cuddling into Naegi's hold.
"As you can see calling me a con-artist is one way to instantly piss off hime-chan. I also don't like it, but I'm more used to it. I am not a con-artist." Naegi said seriously as he stared at the room at large, especially Hagakure.
"Why don't you prove that then?" Kirigiri asked causing Naegi to smirk.
"Alright. Hime-chan. A number, a flower, and a color if you please." Naegi said smiling down at Celes who thought about it for a second.
"Two roses, blue." Celes said after a moment causing Naegi to nod and pull away from her for a moment. Naegi made a big show of rolling up his sleeves and turning his pockets inside out before clapping his hands together and twirling them as he held them out to Celes. Celes looked confused and took his hands before she was twirled and pulled to his chest again with his chin on her shoulder.
"Two blue roses in your signature hair twirls, hime-chan." Naegi said smiling as he kissed Celes's cheek. Instantly her hands shot to her hair and she eventually felt something in them that wasn't there before. Pulling them out Celes blinked before smiling as she saw two dark blue roses in her hands, the stems thorn free as the others in the room gaped at them.
"That was new. Usually you twirl your wrist and hand them to me." Celes said smiling as the roses were taken by Naegi and one was tucked behind her hair while the other was placed in her breast pocket.
"I wanted to surprise you my princess." Naegi said kissing Celes's forehead, causing her to blush ever so slightly as she turned and kissed his cheek.
"Impressive. How are you so familiar with Ludenberg-san however?" Ishimaru asked looking curious at the two peoples interactions.
"Why should I not be familiar with her?" Naegi said smiling brightly as he stared lovingly down at Celes who blushed slightly at his look and played with the blue rose. His next words caused most to gape and quite a few to look upset/jealous while Celes kissed Naegi on his cheek and didn't pull away for a moment, leaving a dark red lipstick mark on his cheek.
"She's my fiancé."