Facebook CSI Miami Style
Chapter One Horatio Joins FB
Horatio Caine finally gave in and made himself a Facebook account. After the numerous begging from his team. He sat at the computer and started updating his profile. When he finished he got 5 friend requests. He looked at the requests page and noticed he got requests from Natalia Boa Vista, Ryan Wolfe, Calleigh Duquesne, Eric Delko, and Walter Simmons. He accepted them all, honored to be friends with his team on FB.
Calleigh posted on Horatio's wall 'Hi Horatio! So you finally decided to join FB after our constant badgering and begging'
Ryan commented with 'Calleigh, I believe you mean YOUR constant badgering and begging'
Horatio sighed as he read the conversation
Calleigh: Ryan remember I outrank you as far as looks, beauty, AND how long I've been a CSI so you'd better shut up
Ryan: What did I do? You know what I'm glad I broke up with you.. You're such a whiny little -
Calleigh: RYAN! And I am NOT!
Ryan: Calleigh aren't you supposed to be at work?
Calleigh: I'm off today, the question is aren't YOU supposed to be at work?
Ryan: No, I'm also off today
Horatio: Will you two stop arguing?
Ryan: Sorry H
Calleigh: Sorry Horatio… Ryan started it.
Ryan: DID NOT!
Calleigh: DID TOO!
Ryan: Not!
Calleigh: Too!
Ryan: NOT!
Calleigh: Did too! Remember I outrank you!
Ryan: I'm taller than you!
Calleigh: I'm older than you!
Ryan: You sure are!
Horatio chuckled at Ryan's comment about Calleigh's age. He then liked the comment. He then noticed he got 3 more friend requests from Jesse Cardoza, Frank Tripp, and Tom Loman. He added the three of them. Calleigh popped up with another comment.
Calleigh: Horatio! Tell Ryan to stop harassing me!
Horatio: No Mr. Wolfe keep going it's funny
Ryan: Will do H
Eric got into the discussion along with Jesse.
Eric: What's going on?
Calleigh: Ryan and Horatio are annoying me.
Jesse: Calleigh that's what guys do we annoy our coworkers
Calleigh: Well knock it off or I'll file a report with the courthouse for harassing a police officer.
Jesse: We ALL are cops so technically.. You lose.
Horatio: Oh Calleigh he just told you
Calleigh: Horatio?
Horatio: Yes?
Calleigh: I know.
The next morning at work Ryan snuck up behind Calleigh in firearms and said
"Hey Calleigh! How's Facebook treating you?"
"Shut up Ryan," replied Calleigh, "I'm holding a gun so don't make me mad."
"I'm sorry," said Ryan.
"You should be."