I ask people their zodiac sign, then shake my head and giggle

I scream in fear every time I see a Betty Crocker cake mix

I have the sudden urge to lick every candy-red thing I see

I am a huge 8itch

I have a strange phobia of apple juice…

I hardly touch my turntables because I'm afraid they might burn me

Whenever one of my friends are sad, or angry, I soosh and pap them

I have a wild collection of magic 8 balls

NIC CAGE! 3 3 3 3

I also have a collection of chalk

Whenever I hear someone say "What now?" I flap my arms like an idiot, doing the dance

I tend to exclaim "DAMMIT HUSSIE!" a lot

Faygo is full of MoThErFuCkInG MiRaClEs

I tend to lii2p a lot

LET ME TELL YOU…. ABOUT HOMESTUCK

I pick out irony more often in a sentence

Being a Scorpio and living with a Libra and a Cancer is very ironic now

I watch romantic comedies

I "NYEH!" my parents often

When someone says "I need a towel" I break out laughing

I pick out computer games as if it was a life or death situation

I say "all of the sudden" instead of "all of a sudden"

*WONK*

I love spiders

VRISKA! ::::(

VRISKA! ::::'(

I wonder how awesome my ancestors might be

Honey just got more epic

I love 3d glasses

I burst out laughing whenever I hear a bike horn

PB&J has a whole new meaning…

I break the fourth wall way more than usual

Oh my gog!

*sigh* I'm never gonna have a matesprit

Crippled people in wheelchairs are fucking epic

I try to make my pet lizard blow bubbles

I wear sunglasses way to much

I ship real people

I save every can I use just to make a city

I use "FUCKASS" on a daily basses

Buckets. Enough said.