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Nam: -holds up a sign that reads- We own nothing, but I'm now an author so I am no longer that idiot's sidekick, SO YAY ME!
Angel: -glare- I thought we left those signs in the Avatar: The Last Airbender World?
Nam: -flips sign so it now reads- Nope! :DMurder Mystery Party
Chapter 1: Invite Problems
I look down at the square envelope that falls out of my locker. On the front it reads, Alice Cullen, in a handwriting that suits only my brother Emment. Poor soul, I would have helped out with invitations this year but I had to work and Alice always needs the invitations to be in everyone's lockers two weeks before the RSVP date. Don't know why she plans it that way, everyone with a pulse in this school awaits her party invitation and pray that they'll be on the list for that year. She gets all her answers for the invitations and a couple calls begging for one by six o'clock that night.
I open up the letter, awaiting to see what the crazied theme would be this year.
You are invited to Alice Cullen's 17th Birthday Party
The theme this year will be.......
CSI MURDER PARTY
Please note, this is not a costume party, so don't show up dressed like a corspe
At: My house.............ask me if you don't know how to get there
Date: May 29
RSVP: By May 14
Hm, I was expecting 1940's or something. Alice always picks crazy themes for her parties. Last year it was Pretty Women, ahh that one wasn't fun for her dad. She dressed up like a shorter version of Julia Robert's character Vivian Ward. Nothing like seeing your daughter dressed up like a classy hooker now is there?
I laugh at that image all the way to my next class.
Already the buzz about the party is everywhere. The list always seems to vary from year to year, the only expectations being: me, Jasper her drama partner, Emment by big brother, Rosalie one of Alice's frequent shopper buddies and her older brother Edward.
Seeing how I was Alice's best friend, I always attended her parties, plus I usually made the invites anyways. Japer was alright, though it was clear to everyone that Alice liked him and for some reason he either didn't notice it or was ignoring it. Emment, was just..........Em. There was no other way to describe him without going into a long rant about his crazy mind and love of stupidity. I never spoke to Rose that much, seeing how we only met a few weeks ago, she just didn't seem to warm up to people easily. Alice told me it would take some time but I don't know, I think she just might hate me. The there was Edward......
Next to Alice, he was my best friend. But, I was no fool, he was beautiful. He was about half a foot taller than me, had copper brown hair ( which I heard a few girls in my class call " Sex Hair " and then wonder what he used on it only to be given the shock of their lives when I told them it was natural ) and green eyes that made your body stiffen at the site of them.
But as I said before, I'm no fool. Rumors of him dating Tanya have been circulating since seventh grade and he refuses to talk about it. I even catch her glaring at me if I get to close to him, classic girlfriend move. Nope, I would have to be happy with just being his best friend. I'll probably end up being his " best girl " at their wedding and I would smile throughout the whole thing.
I want him to be happy and if she makes him happy, should I really stop it?
BANG
The sudden noise knocks me out of my daydream state and straight into the eyes of Jessica. Her smile is clear on her face and I can only expect the reason why.
" I GOT INVITED!"
Bingo, for some reason whenever people want to flaunt the fact they got invited they'll go find either me, Emment, Edward and now Rose I guess seeing how she's now forever on the invite list. I smile and comment on how great that is. I like Jessica, but if she got an invite that means that her shadow also got one.
" Lauren got invited too! "
Ah, fudge monkeys. Jessica alone was great but Jessica and Lauren was a horrible mix. It was because of Lauren that I met Alice, so I have to be grateful for that. Jessica kept going on and on through English about how the party was going to be great and I just wished for silence. It was the same up until lunch, when I finally ditched her for the lunch line. Once I reached safety, I heard someone chuckling. I turned around and I saw, him.
" Eddie! Don't laugh at me!"
" Don't call me Eddie!"
We both started laughing. He, for my eagerness to run from Jessica, me for the name Eddie. He never did like that name, but somehow whenever I said it, I was never chewed out for it. Now if Alice or Em said it, the sparks would fly. We started talking about all the craziness about the invites and started going over the funniest reactions all day.
" And then the girl starts crying and screams " THIS IS BETTER THEN SEX " and her poor boyfriend is standing right next to her!" I nearly choked on my milk on that one.
" Ahh did the boy toy even get invited?"
" From the look on his face when he saw that she did, nope!"
We reached the lunch table first for once. Usually Em. has two plates of food, Jasper is reading over his civil war novel, Rose is shaking her boxed salad in order for every leaf to have her speacil recipe honey french dressing and Alice is reading a magazie by the time we get there.
" OK, I take your better then sex girl and that I raise you, Mike thinking he got invited because he's now on Alice Cullen's hot list, for Alice will only invite guys who are an 8 or above to her parties. Then he started going on about how he knows she's friends with Jasper and how she should stop inviting him for he's no longer " up to standards "
Both of us almost exploded in laughter. I knew half the cafe. must of have been looking at us, but I didn't care right now. It was nice to get some alone with Edward time.
I heard a huff behind me. Turning I saw Alice, who looked positively pissed. Now Alice isn't one to get angry easily, but when she does it's best to get out of her way, which is exactly what I did. I slide sideways and Edward grabs me by the waist and hoists me onto his lap. I press my knees against my chest and sit sideways to watch Alice's temper explode. She sat down and started mauling, not eating, her food. Em. sits across from her, looking slightly frighten. Rose sit next to Alice, looking quite pleased with herself while holding down her laughter. Jasper sat next to Em, trying not to be in the situation at all.
" Oh come on Alice it's not that bad....."
" YOU INVITED ALL THE PEOPLE ON MY DON'T LIST! Except for the people at my table, nearly everyones' name you wrote now on those letters where from my don't list! Now my drama friends think I don't care and I I have to deal with bitches for the night!"
Alice was always kinda moody 'bout her parties. She just wanted perfection, and she claimed she was getting closer every year. This was a major set back to her.
" How about we go around and say it was a mistake....."
" AND UN-INVITE HALF THE SCHOOL!? That's rude! "
" But you don't even like them!"
" Your point?"
Em, hit his head on the table. Even in anger, Alice was still a lady.
" You and I will resend a new bunch of invites, to my friends. For the few people YOU invited that I truly hate, YOU will have to explain to them how their invite is now no longer valid "
Emment nodded his head and went back to his food. Jasper was trying not to smile next to him, but a smile was threathening on the side of his mouth. Rose on the other hand, had no problems with her amusment showing and started laughing at poor Emment for the rest of lunch. That's when I fell it. Amidst the laughter I feel it on the back of my neck. Shifting my gaze, I see Tanya staring at me. That's when I fell the blush rush to my face. Not only am I on Edward Cullen's lap in the middle of lunch but his arm is around my waist. If I was her, I'd want to kill me too! I tap on his arm and that's when Edward seems to notice the position we're in. He let's go and I go back to my spot.
I didn't eat for the rest of lunch.
Worst of all, I still have my blush painted on my cheeks when Jessica whispers to me before I'm able to walk into biology with Edward. We' were walking in two different directions down the hall when she bumps my shoulder and whispers,
" I saw that."
I whip around so quickly, that I almost fall over. Edward grabs my shoulders and stops the would be accident; but I'm so focused on finding Jessica I don't even notice. Only a few doors down I see a mass of dirty blond hair round the corner, a fit of giggles echoing after it.
Ah dang it, she knows.
? EPOV
This is gonna be fun. I met up with Alice and thanked her again for the invite. She tells me that it's no problem and how she needed a good actress at the party. She sets up the game plan for it, and I can't help but laugh.
This party was epic!
I smile walking into math class and see Lauren is beaming as well.
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If only in her laughter did she notice the enemy looking around the corner, laughing as well. She was going to get rid of all those who challenged her and this party was the perfect backdrop of her revenge.
Angel: Please note the slanted words at the end are a different POV, and yes that person is crazy. And I can bet, that NONE of you will guess who it is.
Nam:-glaring at Angel- apparently we didn't quit fanfiction like I prayed we would!
Angel: NOPE! AND THUS OUR TRANSITION FROM NARUTO/AVATAR FANFICTION TO TWILIGHT FANFICTION AFTER A SCHOOL YEAR OF SILENCE BEGINS!
Nam: -holds up a sign that reads " Don't mind her, she's not right in the right in the head "
Angel: GIVE ME A REASON TO COME BACK AND REVIEW! AND NAM I'M GONNA BURN THOSE SIGNS!