Bert was goin to the hore house to get laid when suddenly hamer appear.
you dirty barstard shout homer. bart run back to car n liza step on the gas they habe to drive verty fast to get away cause hamer is follin in truck. But then they see road into forst but actually go off cliff. But lis see and stop but homer is drivin too fast n he go over cliff and fall into see.
Oh noes bart dad is deads screamed liz. Oh well days bort now we can go get laid.
So bert and lisa drive back to whore house but it it being used by police. So bart and lisa try to run away but cops are followin them. Suddenly they dont relaize were they goin n crash off cliff and car fall in ocaen. They get out but car is sunk n they gonna drown when somthin grap lizas leg and its pull ger down, but its not shark its hammer.
You bad kids scream homey as he strangle em. But just as bert was runnin out of air a whale came up n eat them.
And maerge had to hear terrible tale at funeral the end.