This is a little poem I wrote after read Twilight A to Z which is a poem just like this bashing Twilight on a Fan website soooo I decided to write an A to Z poem about Twilight from a fans perspective. Enjoy Twilighters! I don't own Twilight!!
A is for Amazing
which is what Twilight is
it has romance and drama
some pop and some fizz
B is for Bella
she's klutzy and fun
she's in love with a vampire
too bad her dad's got a gun
C is for Cullens
a huge vampire family
who's numbers put them a the hit list
for the Vulturi
D is for DAMN!
which is what I said
when Edward was nice
and got Bella that bed
E is for Edward
he's carring and hot
he's in love with Bella
but tell me who's not...
F is for Friends
which Bella has tons of
but Angela is the human
to which I give lots of love!
G is for God
which is what Carlisle is
he's a sexy young doctor
but would be great in show bizz
H is for Heidi
a vampire about which I know nothing
except she is in the Vulturi
shouldn't that count for something?
I is for Igloo
because that's all a can think
that starts with an I
I know that it stinks
J is for Jasper
who is the most awesome carrie!
he should have a bigger part
in which he loves Jessie (thats me!)
K is for Kiki
a girl on fan fiction
who wrote a hate poem like this
just to get some attention
L is for Love
which is what I give these books
Stephenie Meyer is a genius
who writes of vamps with good looks
M is for Masterpiece
something Twilight was destined to be
I wouldn't sell my book
even for a thousand or three
N is for Never
and never is when
I will put down the paper
and throw out my pen
O is for Outraged
which is what I became
when Jacob kissed Bella
he has obsolutely no game
P is for People
who made this book great
But the series had to end
in 2008
Q is for Quil
a great wolfy friend
well him and Embry
on Jake they depend!
R is for Rosalie
she gorgeous non-the-less
but stuck up and snobby
is what fits her the best
S is for Seth
my favorite of the pack
he's nice to the Cullens
he doesn't want them for a snack
T is for Twilight
the safest time of all
for vampires to control
the urges to maul.
U is for Understatement
which is what amazing would be
at describing this series
just take it from me!
V is for Victoria
that bitch that loved James
and tried to kill Bella
but Edward wasn't playing games!
W is for Winter
which Bella sure hates
since snow is on her list
of things not so great
X is for X-ray
Bella has had lots of those
for breaking bones daily
finger and toes
Y is for Young
for eternity the Cullens will be
with the power to change Bella
and set her and Edward's love free
Z is for Zest
of which this story has a ton
but the end lies with Nessie
and Jacob, how fun!