Tasuki and His Beloved Dress
By Li Mai
Li Mai: This is the story of a young man on a search for truth, justice, and...
Nuriko: A dress!
Li Mai: What?
Nuriko: It's about Tasuki and his search for the perfect dress!
Li Mai: It is?
Nuriko: Yes! *giggle*
Li Mai: Umm...okay! So one day Tasuki decided to go on a quest to find the perfect dress for him.
Tasuki: WTF?! I don't know what you all are talkin' 'bout! Why the hell would I buy a dress?!
Li Mai: Because I said so...*uses magical author powers*
Tasuki: I suddenly want ta buy a dress...
Nuriko: Really?
Tasuki: NO!
Nuriko: Fine! Fine! I hate you!
Li Mai: He went to all the shops in China. He went to all the shops in Japan. He went to all the shops in Korea. He went to all the shops in Asia, yet he could not find that perfect dress.
Tasuki: Too pink, too frilly, too short, too long, too girly, too purple...
Nuriko: Hey! I like purple!
Tasuki: I don't care. I still don't *beep* understand why I would buy a dress.
Li Mai: Then he went to America!
Tasuki: This place is weird.
Li Mai: He looked in all the shops and he didn't like anything until he saw...
Tasuki: What the *beep* is that?
Li Mai: What?
Tasuki: That...*points to a girl walking by*
Li Mai: Uh...you mean that thing sticking up from her pants?
Tasuki: *nods in fascination*
Li Mai: Uh...Tasuki...that's a thong...
Tasuki: I don't want a *beep* dress, I want one of those!
Li Mai: Uh...okay. So Nuriko took him to Victoria's Secret and he picked out the perfect thong. It had a fire pattern on it...he thought it was pretty...
Tasuki: *wearing thong over his pants* I'm so happy! *does the happy dance*
Li Mai: This is too weird...I'm leaving...*leaves*
Nuriko: But I want one too! Come back! *chases after Li Mai*
Tasuki: And so the story ended happily, I got my dress-type-thing and I was happy! Good bye all and have a wonderful, wonderful Christmas while I talk properly and dance! *And he did...forever...in a thong*
Li Mai: This is the story of a young man on a search for truth, justice, and...
Nuriko: A dress!
Li Mai: What?
Nuriko: It's about Tasuki and his search for the perfect dress!
Li Mai: It is?
Nuriko: Yes! *giggle*
Li Mai: Umm...okay! So one day Tasuki decided to go on a quest to find the perfect dress for him.
Tasuki: WTF?! I don't know what you all are talkin' 'bout! Why the hell would I buy a dress?!
Li Mai: Because I said so...*uses magical author powers*
Tasuki: I suddenly want ta buy a dress...
Nuriko: Really?
Tasuki: NO!
Nuriko: Fine! Fine! I hate you!
Li Mai: He went to all the shops in China. He went to all the shops in Japan. He went to all the shops in Korea. He went to all the shops in Asia, yet he could not find that perfect dress.
Tasuki: Too pink, too frilly, too short, too long, too girly, too purple...
Nuriko: Hey! I like purple!
Tasuki: I don't care. I still don't *beep* understand why I would buy a dress.
Li Mai: Then he went to America!
Tasuki: This place is weird.
Li Mai: He looked in all the shops and he didn't like anything until he saw...
Tasuki: What the *beep* is that?
Li Mai: What?
Tasuki: That...*points to a girl walking by*
Li Mai: Uh...you mean that thing sticking up from her pants?
Tasuki: *nods in fascination*
Li Mai: Uh...Tasuki...that's a thong...
Tasuki: I don't want a *beep* dress, I want one of those!
Li Mai: Uh...okay. So Nuriko took him to Victoria's Secret and he picked out the perfect thong. It had a fire pattern on it...he thought it was pretty...
Tasuki: *wearing thong over his pants* I'm so happy! *does the happy dance*
Li Mai: This is too weird...I'm leaving...*leaves*
Nuriko: But I want one too! Come back! *chases after Li Mai*
Tasuki: And so the story ended happily, I got my dress-type-thing and I was happy! Good bye all and have a wonderful, wonderful Christmas while I talk properly and dance! *And he did...forever...in a thong*