New story! God! AGAIN? Whatever. Enjoy.
Dib was outside, looking for the ghost that was said to haunt the cemetery. He was about to give up when he saw a person stumble around in the mist. The paranormal investigator rushed out to help the figure. As he grew closer, he saw it was a young girl, about his age. She fell forward, and he rushed forward to catch her.
"Nas ne dogonyat, nas ne dogonyat," she mumbled, and passed out in his arms.
"Nas ne dogonyat? What does that mean?" Dib wondered. But that didn't really matter right now. He had to help this girl and find out what happened. She was slender, and she wore a longsleeved shirt and jeans. Her hair was red and cut close to her head. Dib picked up his bag and ran to his house, the girl in his arms. "Dad, Dad!" He shouted.
"He's at work. Apparently the mutant badger experiment exploded," Gaz informed him. "Whoa, what did you do?" she gasped, pointing at the lifeless form he carried.
"I didn't do anything! I was out at the cemetery and she fell unconscious on me," he explained. He propped the girl up on the couch. "She doesn't seem to be hurt…"
"Did she say anything before she passed out?" Gaz asked.
"Well, she said something that sounded like, 'nas ne degonyat,'" Dib told his sister.
"That's Russian, it means 'not gonna get us.' Sounds like she was running from something," Gaz guessed. Then the girl snapped awake.
"Huh? Where am I?" She asked, curling herself into a ball. Then she saw Dib and Gaz and moved away from them.
"Don't worry, I found you walking around the cemetery and you passed out," Dib explained. "Then I took you here to make sure you were alright."
"Oh." She didn't say much more. "Oh." Then something green crashed through the window.
"HA! I have come here to wreak my vengeance on you, Dib-thing! Oh, such terrible vengeance I shall wreak!" Zim announced. The girl screamed and hid behind the couch. "Oh, who's your little friend, Dib?" He asked, leaning toward the girl in her hiding spot behind the sofa.
Dib just stood there. He tilted his head and said, "I don't actually know."
"Hah?" Zim was a bit surprised. He walked around the couch and picked the frightened girl up by the back of her collar. "What's your name, worm-baby?" he asked her menacingly.
"Like I would tell you!" She shouted, and kicked Zim across the room, making him drop her back down to the floor. Then she ran out the door.
"Wait!" Dib shouted. But it was no use. She was already across the street. That girl was weird. Tia looked back at the building with the domed roof and electric fence and kept running.
Sorry this was kinda short. Stay tuned for the update! THE PANTS COMMAND YOU!