Part Of The Bad Emmett Series

Emmett's Email

Yet again, Emmett was bored. Something that happens to him quite frequently – boredom. He really couldn't be bothered to do his Trig homework; after all he does hate Trig. So, once again, Emmett needed to find something to do to amuse himself. He didn't want to anything to upset Carlisle, not after last time. He's still Alice's shopping slave. So, sitting in front of his laptop, wondering what to do, when suddenly it hit him – lets annoy Edward.

Edward was always fun to annoy; he always lost his cool when Emmett annoyed him, especially when it was something about Bella. So, he had his target… now what to do. Emmett, who was now pacing, was trying to think of a clever and amusing way to annoy Edward.

He put on this best "thinking music" and laid down on his couch, closing his eye, though he knew he wouldn't sleep, it just helped him relax. Just as the next song came on, a plan formed in his head.

He was all of a buzz; he speedily started typing an email with a huge grin on his face and clicked send. He had to be careful of his thoughts, now he had this amazing idea, so he thought of Trig…however life-diminishingly tedious it is, he needed his thoughts to be hidden from Edward.

Edward, who had been at Bella's house for the entirety of the day, arrived home, instantly knowing that something was up with Emmett, who was still thinking about Trig, which was actually a rare occurrence for him. However, Edward thought nothing of it; maybe he was finally doing some of his Trig homework.

Like every night, Edward went upstairs and checked his emails before running back to Bella's house to watch her sleep. He usually got a load of junk mail but today was different. There was an email in his inbox from . He didn't recognise the address but he opened it anyway. It read…

"Six Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologise about this.....
I'm an idiot and I needed company."

Edward instantly knew who this was from, the only idiot he knew who would first, fall for the email and second, think it would annoy him, which he was wrong about. So, before returning to Bella, he sent one back to Emmett. It read…

"Emmett, your email address isn't very creative…you're always going about "your too cool for school", but, you need to go to school because you have the IQ of 2 and you need 3 to grunt. Grow up and do something with your existence.

P.S. No, I didn't fall for it and no, it didn't annoy me. Better luck next time."

Emmett, who was now sulking after reading Edward's email, passed a rather cheerful Alice on the stairs. As he passed her, he mumbled "You could have told me that wouldn't have work" under his breath. Alice giggled and continued ascending the stairs.

(A/N: Part Three of The Bad Emmett Series…no bad going if I say so myself. Thank you to all those wonderful, wonderful people who have made me or my story a favourite and/or posted a review for my stories. YOU ARE ALL AWESOME!!!! Part Four coming sooooooooooooooon…)