Bloody Hell Hermione
By silkyblackboxers
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger had been secretly dating for a year and a half. Technically speaking, secretly meaning behind Harry and Ron's backs. Everybody else knew. Hell, even Snape knew. Ginny was the first one to figure this secret love affair out. But they requested her to not breathe a word to Harry and Ron. Well, she did just that. She told everybody else. Thankfully enough, everybody saw it coming anyway and figured that the bickering was some sort of cover-up. Also, they were more than grateful that it never reached Harry and Ron. Those two can be really clueless sometimes.
Voldemort was defeated (with Draco as a spy for the Order) by Harry Potter once again. Ever since after the night of the Final Battle, they had been sneaking out to meet each other in the Room of Requirement. It's been, as you all know, a year and half since and poor Harry and Ron still haven't a clue.
The couple was in Hermione's flat, which was suspiciously close to the Malfoy Manor. Although Harry and Ron wondered why her flat was so close to his, they never really thought of the idea that they were going out. Hermione was leaning against the railing of her balcony, admiring the beautiful view. Draco on the other hand, had his arms around her tiny waist and his chin was resting on her shoulder. He too was admiring a beautiful view – her.
A/n: ugh… how cheesy can I get? Anyway, moving on
"Malfoy?" They heard a voice from behind them. As they turned around, Draco's arms still around her waist, they found a very shocked Harry. Apparently Harry recognized the blond Slytherin from behind.
"Hermione, you and--?"
A "Harry! You better try these Do-Doree-toes… Merlin'sBeardWhatinbloodyhell?" cut off Harry and an even more shocked Ron actually jumped back a bit. The latter had accompanied Harry here, however made a quick stopover in Hermione's kitchen, seeing as he had around 4 muffins, a mug of pumpkin juice and a big bag of Doritos.
Silence. And more silence.
"Erm…" Hermione started. "Draco, I forgot to tell you that I gave Harry and Ron a key too."
"No problem, love," Draco replied.
"What do you mean 'too'?" Ron answered, shocked.
"Hehe… Oh, I haven't mentioned to both of you yet that Draco and I are… dating. Since after the final battle. So that makes it a year and a half."
"Ah… Okay… uhm… We just came to hang out. But since you're busy…" Harry started.
"We can come back later, maybe in a couple of days." Ron finished his sentence for him.
"No. You can pig out and raid my fridge for all I care. You guys can stay. You're always welcome. You know that."
"Seriously 'Mione, we'll be leaving you two at… well, whatever you're doing. Oh and Draco, please take care of her."
"Don't worry, Harry, Ron, I will."
"Yeah. She's our baby sis," Ron added. "Well, technically she isn't. But if you consider it, she's my second sister since I have Ginny. And since Harry's an only child –" Harry's hand covered Ron's overactive mouth before he continued ranting away bullocks.
"See you guys. Party tomorrow night, my place, seven thirty. Ginny's birthday." Harry said.
The duo turned around and left the Dragon and his lioness to their sight-seeing.
"Well, thank Merlin they took it well."
"No, Draco. Thank Merlin Ron had food with him," Hermione chuckled.
"I love you," Draco whispered into Hermione's ear.
"I love you too," Hermione sweetly said as she held Draco closer and kissed her beloved dragon in the lips.
- End –
A/n: Reviews greatly appreciated. I know this isn't a really good fic, so a little bit of constructive criticism is needed from wonderful writers like you guys! Mwah!