Mabel Puff Girls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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Professor Utonium smiled. The party was a huge success! All of Townsville had come! And they were having a wonderful time! The Mayor was chugging down a barrel of pickles, Mrs. Bellum was trying(and failing) to keep him from chocking, Talking Dog was cracking jokes. And of course his girls...were busy being amazing. Mabel Red, Mabel Blue, and Mabel Green...oh what did he ever do to deserve such wonderful girls?

Utonium nodded happily. Yes, the party is going well. Then he frowns. And yet...I can't shake the feeling I'm forgetting something...

SLAM!

The fence door bursts open...revealing a very irritated 12 year-old boy. Utonium paled. Oh, no... He quickly runs up to said boy. "Dipper, I am so sorry- "For what, dad? Forgetting it was my birthday too...FOR THE SEVENTH YEAR IN A ROW!?" He snaps angrily.

Before Utonium could say anything, Dipper was already storming off to the house in anger. On the way he bumps into the Mayor. "Oh, hello little boy! And who are you?" He asks innocently.

Dipper gives an exasperated sigh. "I'm Dipper. I'm the brother of the Mabel Puff Girls. We've meet each other a dozen times before this...and we have this same conversation each time." Said Dipper in a well-rehearsed, monotone manner.

The Mayor gives him a weird look for a second... "Are you sure your not lying?" He asked in a playful manner. Dipper throws his hands up in resignation. "You know, I'm actually starting to wonder that myself!" He shouts in irritation as he continues to storm back to the house.

The Mabel's seeing their brother upset, immediately go try and comfort him...

Professor Utonium groaned as he sat down at a picnic table. I'm a horrible parent. He thinks to himself depressed. Dipper was always the odd-one out in their family...what with being the only boy...plus the whole 'being normal' thing.

Utonium frowned. That has never made any sense to me...Sure I can see Sugar, Spice, Everything nice, and Chemical X making three super-powered girls...but ALSO one normal boy too? How dose that happen?

….FLASHBACK 5 YEARS AGO...

(Mal's whistle)

An invisible Slenderman whistled a merry tune as he added a couple 'extra' ingredients into the concoction while the professor was occupied...

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Someone walks over to the professor while he bemoans himself. "Rough day?" Asks the stranger. The Professor groans. "You have no idea." It's only then he actually notices the stranger. "I'm sorry...and you are?" Asks the Professor.

The guy pauses to stuff a slice of cake in his mouth and swallow it. "Name's Stanford Pines. I'm one of the dozens of your lesser-known relatives who you never see...yet still invite to these parties ever year." He states gruffly as he adjusts his fez.

The Professor groans. "Oh, right...sorry about that...I REALLY need to stop putting Mabel Blue in charge of the invitations."

Stan shrugged. "Hey don't worry about that. To be honest I usually ignore them due to the distance involved...but this year my shack is being fumigated...so I thought 'what the hey?' And came right over here."

Then he frowns. "But enough about me...you forgot your sons birthday?" The Professor sighed. "Not just birthdays...Christmas's, Easters, Halloweens...the whole kit and caboodle."

Stan winched. "Yeesh, how'd that happen?" He asked in disbelief. The professor shook his head. "I honestly have no idea! It doesn't make any sense!" I'm great with the girls...but Dipper...for whatever reason he just slips through the cracks...like he doesn't exist! It's maddening!"

…Flashback...

(Mal's Whistle)

Slenderman whistles a merry tune as he sprinkles 'amnesia dust' on most of Townsville...

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Stan gave him a sympathetic pat on the back. "There, there...look...it PROBABLY isn't completely your fault." He offered. The Professor looks to him. "How do you mean?"

Stan sighed. "I know what it's like to live in the shadow of a more successful sibling...it's not easy. And it seems to me that as long as Dipper is here...he'll only ever be 'the brother of the Super girls'. How's a kid supposed to learn to be his own man when he's living under that kinda shadow?"

The Professor looked at him thoughtfully. "Huh...that's interesting...I never thought of it like that...what would you recommend then?"

Stan blanched. He hadn't been expecting him to ask for a plan! He frowned. "Uh...right...recommendation...um...Oh! Okay, how about this? How about send the boy over to work at my Shack during Summer break? The rinky-dink town I live in has barely heard of penicillin! Forget about the girls! It's a perfect place to be his own man!"

The professor gives Stan a weird look...then sighs in resignation. "Ordinarily I'd be reluctant to let Dipper hang out with someone I barely know in a place I've never heard of...But at this point I'm willing to try anything...

"That's the spirit!" Laughed Stan as they shook on it...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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