New Technique Kari: HI!! This is one of the short stories my guy friend Avenger made up and asked me to put on Fanfiction! Isn't that right Avenger?
Avenger: Yes, that is correct! Hopefully you readers will like this!
Summary: Sasuke and Naruto come up with a new technique.Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto!
Kari: STORY TIME!!
Sasuke and Naruto were standing in the training area. "Im gonna beat you with my new technique, Sasuke!" Naruto said, "It's a judo move as in judo know who you messing with, fool!"
"Oh, really?" Sasuke asked, "I think I'm the one that's going to beat you. You don't stand a chance against my new technique!"
Sasuke closed his eyes and activated his Sharingan. They both jumped backwards. Then, Sasuke opened his mouth, took in a huge breath, but right before he could yell, Naruto tacked him. "What happened to you beating me?" asked Naruto. Sasuke smirked, opened his mouth, took another big breath and yelled..."RAPE!!" As soon as the words left his mouth, a million of Sasuke's fan girls came out of nowhere and beat Naruto into a bloody pulp.
"See," Sasuke told Naruto,"I told you you didn't stand a chance against my new technique." With that, Sasuke turned and walked away.
Kari: There you go peoplez! I'll be honest, I modified this story a bit, but the idea is from Avenger!
Avenger: Thank you, thank you, plz, no autographs!
Kari: Not funny!
Avenger: Actually, it's not, but this is! shows Sasuke embarrassing pictures of Kari, then shoves pie in her face
Kari: Really NOT FUNNY!! I'm going to KILL you!! runs after Avenger with kunai
Avenger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kairi: Thnx for reading peoplez!! Here Kari, use this!! Throws Kari a chainsaw
Kari: gets evil grin on face Thanks Kairi!! throws down kunai, grabs chainsaw, turns it on, and runs after Avenger
Avenger: HAHAHA- Oh SH!! eyes get big and starts to run faster Thanks a lot Kairi!
Kairi: Your both welcome!! smiles